Recap / Would I Lie To You Series 7

Episode 1

Episode 1 (Aired 3 May 2013)

David's Team: Dara O Briain and Vernon Kay

Lee's Team: Denise van Outen and Rhod Gilbert

Home Truths

Dara: "In nightclubs, in order to impress the ladies, I used to break into my special catwalk move."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Denise: "I once got a tattoo because I was told it would disappear after three years."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

This Is My...

Vernon: "This is Mel, and he came to the rescue when I almost blew up a banana factory."

David: "This is Mel, he's the postman who had to retrieve my phone from a postbox when I accidentally posted it instead of a letter I was carrying."

Dara: "This is Mel, one night we were out stargazing and we were quizzed by the police after they mistook us for peeping toms."

Lee's Team: Dara

Answer: Vernon

Quick-Fire Lies

David: "One of the codes by which I live my life is that my appearance should be in no way noteworthy, but then again, not so unnoteworthy as to be in itself noteworthy."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Rhod: "I once dug up my dead hamster and gave him a wash."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Winners: Lee's Team (4-1)

Individual Liar of the Week: Dara O Briain

Episode 2

Episode 2 (Aired 10 May 2013)

David's Team: Isy Suttie and Stephen Mangan

Lee's Team: Gok Wan and Charles Dance

Home Truths

Stephen: "Whenever I eat beans-on-toast, I always imagine I'm a rescue helicopter and with every forkful I'm airlifting tiny bald men on a raft to safety."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: Lie

Charles: "A little chimpanzee once came to my house for tea."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Gok: "Every Sunday I spend four hours planning the 20 outfits I'll wear the coming week."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Isy: "Because my mum deemed ScoobyDoo too scary to watch, I was only ever allowed to listen to it."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

This Is My...

Stephen: "This is Hannah, we used to bamboozle our miserable neighbour by adding an item of clothing to his washing line after he pegged his laundry out."

David: "This is Hannah, last year she bought a pub and named it the 'Mitchell and Glove,' and I gave her my blessing to use my face on the pub sign."

Isy: "This is Hannah, in order to impress a boy we once competed to see who could eat the most ants."

Lee's Team: Stephen

Answer: Isy

Quick-Fire Lies

Lee: "When I was seven, I had to be a bridesmaid at my auntie's wedding, as one of the girls who was supposed to do it was ill and the dress was a perfect fit."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: David's Team (5-1)

Individual Liar of the Week: Stephen Mangan

Episode 3

Episode 3 (Aired 17 May 2013)

David's Team: Jason Manford and Joan Bakewell

Lee's Team: Warwick Davis and Paul Hollywood

Home Truths

Warwick: "When I got my first car, a friend and I would pretend to be cops; park up, eat burgers, and tail cars we'd picked out of the traffic."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Jason: "I was gutted when I first saw Rob Brydon's small-man-in-a-box routine, as for years I'd been entertaining my pals with my own man-trapped-in-my-mouth."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

This Is My...

Warwick: "This is Neil, and he paid me to jump out of a tree in the park and propose to his girlfriend whilst dressed as an ewok."

Lee: "This is Neil and to prove my manhood I once assaulted a womble in front of him."

Paul: "This is Neil, he's my neighbour, and when he goes on holiday I look after his parrot, and take it out in the cage for a walk."

David's Team: Warwick

Answer: Lee

Quick-Fire Lies

Joan: "For the last 30 years my breakfast regime has never altered. I have one bowl of porridge, one large banana, and half a pint of lager."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Lee: "I can smell if there's a dead fly in the room."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: Lee's Team (3-2)

Individual Liar of the Week: Warwick Davis

Episode 4

Episode 4 (Aired 24 May 2013)

David's Team: Mel Giedroyc and Dermot O'Leary

Lee's Team: Matt Dawson and Josh Widdicombe

Home Truths

Josh: "Possession: These are my favourite boxer shorts. Despite the fact they've seen better days, we have such a strong bond I still wear them."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Mel: "I once had a snog with one of the people here on Would I Lie to You tonight." ^note Mel claims the snog was with Dermot.

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

This Is My...

Mel: "This is Shaylene. When we were kids, I cut her hair to plump up the stuffing in my teddy bear."

David: "This is Shaylene. She is the swimming pool lifeguard who talked me into letting go of the diving board I was clinging to after I panicked mid-boing."

Dermot: "This is Shaylene and I asked Shaylene out 156 times."

Lee's Team: Mel

Answer: Dermot

Quick-Fire Lies

Lee: "At school, I was given the nickname "The Charmer", because I was the only one who could console the school snake whenever it got agitated."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: David's Team (3-1)

Individual Liar of the Week: Mel Giedroyc

Episode 5

Episode 5 (Aired 31 May 2013)

David's Team: Richard Osman and Susan Calman

Lee's Team: Carol Kirkwood and David O'Doherty

Home Truths

Richard: "I have a 40% stake in a prize-winning racing pigeon."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Carol: "I was rumbled at a dinner party after serving up a shop-bought pie and pretending I'd made it myself."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Susan: "The day before I need to make a journey, I often make the journey, so when it comes to making the actual journey, I'll know what the journey involves."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

This Is My...

Carol: "This is Ian, and to frighten a teacher, we once hid a ram inside a classroom cupboard."

Lee: "This is Ian. He is the supermarket delivery driver who accidentally trapped me in the back of his van, and drove me to his next drop-off point."

David O'Doherty: "This is Ian. He is a skydiver who got blown off-course and almost knocked me off my bike."

David's Team: David O'Doherty

Answer: Carol

Quick-Fire Lies

David Mitchell: "I once sent out 30 professional photographs of myself to try and get an agent. I got just one reply, advising me to destroy all copies of the photograph."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

David O'Doherty: "Possession: This is one of the pairs of leg-warmers for birds that I have made. I would have brought more, but birds are using them."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: Lee's Team (4-2)

Individual Liar of the Week: David O'Doherty

Episode 6

Episode 6 (Aired 14 June 2013)

David's Team: Jon Richardson and Sarah Millican

Lee's Team: David Harewood and Bob Mortimer

Home Truths

Bob: "I once set fire to my house with a box of fireworks."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Jon: "When I'm stressed, I often take a water-free bath."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

This Is My...

David Harewood: "This is my old teacher Keith. I once had to claim I wasn't me when I met him in a café, as I was in character preparing for Homeland"

Lee: "This is Keith, and his hawk was supposed to land on my arm at a village fete, but instead stole the wig of the man next to me and flew off into a tree."

Bob: "This is Keith. He's my oldest friend, and when we were at school together, we hid a dictaphone in the classroom ceiling to confuse our teacher."

David's Team: David Harewood

Answer: Bob

Quick-Fire Lies

Sarah: "Possession: This is my cat-cam. I put it around my cat's neck for a week to film what it got up to, because I believed it was him who kept turning the kitchen tap on."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

David Harewood: "I can balance a banknote on my nose."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Winners: Lee's Team (3-2)

Individual Liar of the Week: Bob Mortimer

Episode 7

Episode 7 (Aired 21 June 2013)

David's Team: Greg Rutherford and Kirsty Young

Lee's Team: Joanna Scanlan and Henning Wehn

Home Truths

Kirsty: "I have five chickens all named after my favourite newsreaders."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Henning: For three weeks, I was listed as a missing person by Interpol."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

This Is My...

Kirsty: "This is Andy. He played a handbag snatcher in a Crimewatch reconstruction, and we only got nine calls, but every single one of those nine calls said that Andy was actually the handbag snatcher."

David: "This is Andy. Last year he gave me a surfing lesson, and he told me that he'd never seen a novice display such natural ability amongst the waves"

Greg: "This is Andy. I beat him in a speed-eating competition where I ate more than a kilo of ribs."

Lee's Team: Greg

Answer: Greg

Quick-Fire Lies

Lee: "I've had to stop listening to a classic 1980's pop song, because every time I play it, it makes my baby daughter cry." ^note The song is "Vienna" by Ultravox.

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Rob: "I was recently bounced off a bouncy castle whilst trying to prevent a bouncident."

David's Team: Lie

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Winners: David's Team (3-2)

Individual Liar of the Week: Henning Wehn

Episode 8

Episode 8 (Aired 28 June 2013)

David's Team: Jimmy Carr and Griff Rhys Jones

Lee's Team: Susanna Reid and Dave Myers

Home Truths

Jimmy: "As a baby, I was regularly fed coffee in my bottle."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Dave: I once spent an entire Christmas locked in a bank."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

This Is My...

Susanna: "This is Ray. I stole his title for downing a pint faster than anyone else on the BBC Breakfast team."

Lee: "This is Ray. He taught me to drive in a hearse."

Dave: "This is Ray, and as teenagers we spent two weeks building a 35-foot long airship in his back garden, for it only to be popped by his pet cat."

David's Team: Dave

Answer: Dave

Quick-Fire Lies

Susanna: "My dad used to keep a coconut in the car, because holding it was the only thing that would cure my travel sickness."

David's Team: True

Answer: Lie

Griff: "I pretended to Princess Margaret that I was deaf."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Lee: "I have hidden in a cupboard to escape Anthea Turner."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Winners: Draw (3-3)

Individual Liar of the Week: Dave Myers

Episode 9 (Unseen Bits)

The Unseen Bits (Aired 6 September 2013)

Home Truths

Charles Dance: "Whenever I answer the house phone, and it's someone I don't wish to speak to, I take a message and pretend I am my fictional handyman Sean."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Joan Bakewell: "Once, when I spotted an ex-boyfriend in a department store, I pretended to be a shop mannequin to avoid having to speak to him."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Dermot O'Leary: "I sometimes move bowls and plates from the bottom to the top of the pile, so they don't get left out."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

David O'Doherty: "I looked after a neighbour's pet for five days before I realised it was dead."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

David Mitchell: "I once got stuck in a cave for an hour after getting the hood of my cagoule caught on the stalactite in a way I couldn't untwizzle."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Joanna Scanlan: "I used to vet potential boyfriends by getting them to play me at darts. I could tell more about them in one game than I could on ten dates."

David's Team: True

Answer: Lie

Gok Wan: "I always use two toothbrushes to brush my teeth - one for the top set and one for the bottom."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Richard Osman: "When I was a child, I created a superhero called Snooker Table Man. He had three key skills and one mortal enemy."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Jon Richardson: "When I was a child, I was told to stop stalking a clown."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Out-Takes

In a This Is My... round, Lee forgets what Ian is to him.

Episode 10 (Christmas Special)

Christmas Special (Aired 23 December 2013)

David's Team: Stephen Mangan and Miranda Hart

Lee's Team: Barry Cryer and Miles Jupp

Home Truths

Stephen: "One Christmas, my wife bought me a dog. Rather than think up a name for it, I took him for a walk in a cemetery, and named him after the first gravestone he showed an interest in."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Barry: I am in a four-man pub quiz team with a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Miles: "Every morning, I eat one of those mini multi-pack cereals, but to save time and washing up, I pour the milk straight into the packet."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

This Is My...

Barry: "This is Mike, he was one of the three Kings who came to visit me at Christmas." ^note Barry claims Mike's surname is King.

Lee: "This is Mike and last year I ordered my Christmas turkey from his farm, but I never got to eat it because I formed an unbreakable bond with the bird."

Miles: "This is Mike. We were once told off once by our neighbour because our snowman was using up too much snow."

David's Team: Barry

Answer: Barry

Quick-Fire Lies

David: "Possession: This is my cape. I used to put it on, pretend I was Doctor Who and head into my TARDIS, or as my parents called it, the airing cupboard."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Miranda: "I will not get out of bed on Christmas Morning until I have smoked a full cigar."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: Lie

Lee: "I have perfect pitch, so can listen to any noise and tell you what musical note it is."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: David's Team (5-2)

Individual Liar of the Week: Miles Jupp