"Now is your chance. Well, that was it. It's over. Did you do it? Have you achieved what you wanted? No? Oh well. Welcome to Night Vale."
Mayor Pamela Winchell enjoys her retirement from politics, but she's being offered a new job. Plus, renovations at the bowling alley, updates from the desert otherworld, and a review of the new restaurant Tourniquet.
Tropes present in The Retirement of Pamela Winchell include:
- Epic Fail: Pamela Winchell sets the press conference gazebo aflame trying to demonstrate bird watching, and crashes ten economies trying to demonstrate coin collecting. Averted with her attempt to demonstrate mass poisoning, which goes off without a hitch.
- Exact Words: Cecil finally got to eat at Tourniquet. He couldn't get a reservation, but he made a sandwich at home and ate it quickly in their front waiting area.
"Today's proverb: Most people think pit bulls are dangerous dogs, but, biologically speaking, most pit bulls are just three shih tzus wearing a trenchcoat."
