Sir reviews the famous movie about the titular vampire.
- Being Tortured Makes You Evil: According to Sir, a possible cause for Reinfeild's decent into madness is because Dracula made him watch reruns of 'Breadwinners'.
- Call-Back: The plane that crashed into Dracula in the fanfic comes crashing down on Dashcon 2.0.
- Also, to his 'Nosferatu' review. Specifically, when Orlok met his demise.
- Coffin Contraband: Done to Dracula on the poster.
- Crash Course Landing: See above.
- Happy Flashback: Parodied in the second callback above.
- Knockout Gas: Implied to happen to the wolves.
- Nuke 'em / Stuff Blowing Up: How Pedobear (yes, he appears) is dealt with.
- Take That!: To Dashcon.
- Also, to Miley Cyrus's "We Can't Stop", as well as 'Breadwinners' and (inevitably) 'Twilight'.
