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* SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome: When Catherine Zeta-Jones is first introduced, Critic tries to tame his erection by whipping it. He then winces in pain because [[GroinAttack getting your penis whipped really hurts]].
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-->Fast Food - Pride - [[NewMediaAreEvil Dependence on Phones]] - Dick Pics - [[TheInternetIsForPorn Porn]] - [[SleazyPolitician Bad Government]] - Corruption - Creator/MichaelBay Movies - Pollution - Overtaxing - Causing Climate Change - TMZ - Website/YouTube Comments - Pretty Much ANY Comments Online - Watching Creator/{{TLC}} - [[NetworkDecay Still Calling It TLC]] - Bitching About Nothing - White Privilege - Bad Education - Cat Memes - Any Memes - Kryptonite (Yes, We're Actually Allergic to That) - [[Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Chipmunk Films]] - Giving Music/KanyeWest Work - High Cholesterol - Creator/FoxNews Fox News - Creator/{{MSNBC}} MSNBC - Creator/KimKardashian - Tabloid Magazines - Weird Greeting Cards - White Castle - Obsessing Over Bad Fashion - [[DrugsAreBad Drugs]] - That Creepy Guy from the Ride/SixFlags Commercials - Snobby {{Hipster}}s - Crime - [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Bad Zorro Sequels]]
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* SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome: When Catherine Zeta-Jones is first introduced, Critic tries to tame his erection by whipping it. He then winces in pain because [[GroinAttack getting your penis whipped really hurts]].
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-->Fast Food - Pride - [[NewMediaAreEvil Dependence on Phones]] - Dick Pics - [[TheInternetIsForPorn Porn]] - [[SleazyPolitician Bad Government]] - Corruption - Creator/MichaelBay Movies - Pollution - Overtaxing - Causing Climate Change - TMZ - Website/YouTube Comments - Pretty Much ANY Comments Online - Watching Creator/{{TLC}} - [[NetworkDecay Still Calling It TLC]] - Bitching About Nothing - White Privilege - Bad Education - Cat Memes - Any Memes - Kryptonite (Yes, We're Actually Allergic to That) - [[Franchise/AlvinAndTheChipmunks [[Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Chipmunk Films]] - Giving Music/KanyeWest Work - High Cholesterol - Creator/FoxNews - Creator/{{MSNBC}} - Creator/KimKardashian - Tabloid Magazines - Weird Greeting Cards - White Castle - Obsessing Over Bad Fashion - [[DrugsAreBad Drugs]] - That Creepy Guy from the Ride/SixFlags Commercials - Snobby {{Hipster}}s - Crime - [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Bad Zorro Sequels]]
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* ActorAllusion: [[Creator/MichaelEmerson Harrigan]] asks Elena if she'd be interested in a [[Series/{{Lost}} show about an island]] [[TakeThat that was ruined by a writer's strike]].
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* ActorAllusion: InUniverse. [[Creator/MichaelEmerson Harrigan]] asks Elena if she'd be interested in a [[Series/{{Lost}} show about an island]] [[TakeThat that was ruined by a writer's strike]].
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* ActorAllusion: [[Creator/MichaelEmerson Harrigan]] asks Elena if she'd be interested in a [[Series/{{Lost}} show about an island]] [[TakeThat that was ruined by a writer's strike]].
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-->Fast Food - Pride - [[NewMediaAreEvil Dependence on Phones]] - Dick Pics - [[TheInternetIsForPorn Porn]] - [[SleazyPolitician Bad Government]] - Corruption - Creator/MichaelBay Movies - Pollution - Overtaxing - Causing Climate Change - TMZ - Website/YouTube Comments - Pretty Much ANY Comments Online - Watching Creator/{{TLC}} - [[NetworkDecay Still Calling It TLC]] - Bitching About Nothing - White Privilege - Bad Education - Cat Memes - Any Memes - Kryptonite (Yes, We're Actually Allergic to That) - [[Franchise/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Chipmunk Films]] - Giving Creator/KanyeWest Work - High Cholesterol - Creator/FoxNews - Creator/{{MSNBC}} - Creator/KimKardashian - Tabloid Magazines - Weird Greeting Cards - White Castle - Obsessing Over Bad Fashion - [[DrugsAreBad Drugs]] - That Creepy Guy from the Ride/SixFlags Commercials - Snobby {{Hipster}}s - Crime - [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Bad Zorro Sequels]]
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-->Fast Food - Pride - [[NewMediaAreEvil Dependence on Phones]] - Dick Pics - [[TheInternetIsForPorn Porn]] - [[SleazyPolitician Bad Government]] - Corruption - Creator/MichaelBay Movies - Pollution - Overtaxing - Causing Climate Change - TMZ - Website/YouTube Comments - Pretty Much ANY Comments Online - Watching Creator/{{TLC}} - [[NetworkDecay Still Calling It TLC]] - Bitching About Nothing - White Privilege - Bad Education - Cat Memes - Any Memes - Kryptonite (Yes, We're Actually Allergic to That) - [[Franchise/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Chipmunk Films]] - Giving Creator/KanyeWest Music/KanyeWest Work - High Cholesterol - Creator/FoxNews - Creator/{{MSNBC}} - Creator/KimKardashian - Tabloid Magazines - Weird Greeting Cards - White Castle - Obsessing Over Bad Fashion - [[DrugsAreBad Drugs]] - That Creepy Guy from the Ride/SixFlags Commercials - Snobby {{Hipster}}s - Crime - [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Bad Zorro Sequels]]
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* IneffectualSympatheticVillain: The Critic cites the BigBad being one of these as a major problem with the film.
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* IneffectualSympatheticVillain: The Critic cites the BigBad TheDragon being one of these as a major problem with the film.
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* HarmlessVillain: The Critic cites the BigBad being one of these as a major problem with the film.
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* HarmlessVillain: IneffectualSympatheticVillain: The Critic cites the BigBad being one of these as a major problem with the film.
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* FacePalm: Two groanworthy moments involve the ruler fight Joaquin has with his teacher, as well as how Joaquin sneaks onto the enemy base.
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* FacePalm: Two groanworthy moments involve the ruler fight Joaquin has with his adult teacher, as well as how Joaquin sneaks onto the enemy base.
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* RunningGag: Insulting the film in the style of Zorro's theme.
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--> Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry Zorry
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-->Fast Food - Pride - [[NewMediaAreEvil Dependence on Phones]] - Dick Pics - [[TheInternetIsForPorn Porn]] - [[SleazyPolitician Bad Government]] - Corruption - Creator/MichaelBay Movies - Pollution - Overtaxing - Causing Climate Change - TMZ - Website/YouTube Comments - Pretty Much ANY Comments Online - Watching Creator/{{TLC}} - [[NetworkDecay Still Calling It TLC TLC]] - Bitching About Nothing - White Privilege - Bad Education - Cat Memes - Any Memes - Kryptonite (Yes, We're Actually Allergic to That) - [[Franchise/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Chipmunk Films]] - Giving Creator/KanyeWest Work - High Cholesterol - Creator/FoxNews - Creator/{{MSNBC}} - Creator/KimKardashian - Tabloid Magazines - Weird Greeting Cards - White Castle - Obsessing Over Bad Fashion - [[DrugsAreBad Drugs]] - That Creepy Guy from the Ride/SixFlags Commercials - Snobby {{Hipster}}s - Crime - [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Bad Zorro Sequels]]
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-->Fast Food -- - Pride -- - [[NewMediaAreEvil Dependence on Phones -- Phones]] - Dick Pics -- Porn -- - [[TheInternetIsForPorn Porn]] - [[SleazyPolitician Bad Government -- Government]] - Corruption -- - Creator/MichaelBay Movies -- - Pollution -- - Overtaxing -- - Causing Climate Change -- - TMZ -- [=YouTube=] - Website/YouTube Comments -- - Pretty Much ANY Comments Online -- - Watching TLC -- Creator/{{TLC}} - Still Calling It TLC -- - Bitching About Nothing -- - White Privilege -- - Bad Education -- - Cat Memes -- - Any Memes -- - Kryptonite (Yes, We're Actually Allergic to That) -- - [[Franchise/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Chipmunk Films -- Films]] - Giving Creator/KanyeWest Work -- - High Cholesterol -- - Creator/FoxNews -- - Creator/{{MSNBC}} -- - Creator/KimKardashian -- - Tabloid Magazines -- - Weird Greeting Cards -- - White Castle -- - Obsessing Over Bad Fashion -- Drugs -- - [[DrugsAreBad Drugs]] - That Creepy Guy from the Six Flags Ride/SixFlags Commercials -- - Snobby Hipsters -- {{Hipster}}s - Crime -- - [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Bad Zorro Sequels]]
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* GroinAttack: Critic ends up suffering this while trying to calm down his lust for Catherine Zeta-Jones.
* LongList: NC has a list of America's weaknesses compared to what the BigBad of the movie's idea of America's weakness is.
* LongList: NC has a list of America's weaknesses compared to what the BigBad of the movie's idea of America's weakness is.
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* GroinAttack: The Critic ends up suffering has to impose this upon himself while trying to calm down his lust for Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Creator/CatherineZetaJones.
* LongList:NC Where Armand says the American people are their own country's greatest weakness, the Critic has prepared a list WallOfText of America's many more weaknesses compared than that.
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* {{Sequelitis}}: It's a poor follow-up to ''Film/TheMaskOfZorro''.
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* {{Sequelitis}}: It's a poor follow-up His InUniverse opinion of the film compared to ''Film/TheMaskOfZorro''.''Film/TheMaskOfZorro'', which makes the tagline appropriate.
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'''Release:''' April 28, 2015
'''Film:''' ''Film/TheLegendOfZorro''
'''Tagline:''' WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED????
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[[TheStinger Listen to me, you backwards-ass frog!]]
'''Film:''' ''Film/TheLegendOfZorro''
'''Tagline:''' WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED????
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[[TheStinger Listen to me, you backwards-ass frog!]]
