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* SuddenlyShouting:
-->'''Critic:''' To err is human, TO MAKE THE WORST PIECE OF HALF-ASSED COW SHIT TO EVER STAR A BAD-ACTING SEVEN-FOOT BASKETBALL SUPERSTAR IS UNFORGIVABLE!
-->'''Critic:''' To err is human, TO MAKE THE WORST PIECE OF HALF-ASSED COW SHIT TO EVER STAR A BAD-ACTING SEVEN-FOOT BASKETBALL SUPERSTAR IS UNFORGIVABLE!
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* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: The Critic wishes that this movie never existed, and as a result, ends up giving a negative review to ''Film/CitizenKane''.
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* UnfortunateImplications: [[InUniverse Invoked]]:
--> '''Max''': Until I make those last two wishes... I own you. Don't I?\\
'''Kazaam''': ...Technically.\\
'''Critic''': So a white person owns a black person to provide services against his will without getting paid. There's a word for that, I can't quite think what it is... um, ownership? (the word "Slavery" in red text starts slowly fading in below the critic) No no no no, that's not it, that's not it... um, possession! No no no, that's not what I'm lookin' for either. It's something along the lines of um, um... (looks down and sees the word "Slavery", which has now fully faded in) WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE?!
* UnfortunateImplications: [[InUniverse Invoked]]:
--> '''Max''': Until I make those last two wishes... I own you. Don't I?\\
'''Kazaam''': ...Technically.\\
'''Critic''': So a white person owns a black person to provide services against his will without getting paid. There's a word for that, I can't quite think what it is... um, ownership? (the word "Slavery" in red text starts slowly fading in below the critic) No no no no, that's not it, that's not it... um, possession! No no no, that's not what I'm lookin' for either. It's something along the lines of um, um... (looks down and sees the word "Slavery", which has now fully faded in) WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE?!
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* UnfortunateImplications: Invoked:
--> '''Max''': Until I make those last two wishes... I own you. Don't I?\\
'''Kazaam''': ...Technically.\\
'''Critic''': So a white person owns a black person to provide services against his will without getting paid. There's a word for that, I can't quite think what it is... um, ownership? (the word "Slavery" in red text starts slowly fading in below the critic) No no no no, that's not it, that's not it... um, possession! No no no, that's not what I'm lookin' for either. It's something along the lines of um, um... (looks down and sees the word "Slavery", which has now fully faded in) WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE?!
* UnfortunateImplications: Invoked:
--> '''Max''': Until I make those last two wishes... I own you. Don't I?\\
'''Kazaam''': ...Technically.\\
'''Critic''': So a white person owns a black person to provide services against his will without getting paid. There's a word for that, I can't quite think what it is... um, ownership? (the word "Slavery" in red text starts slowly fading in below the critic) No no no no, that's not it, that's not it... um, possession! No no no, that's not what I'm lookin' for either. It's something along the lines of um, um... (looks down and sees the word "Slavery", which has now fully faded in) WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE?!
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* UnfortunateImplications: Invoked:
--> '''Max''': Until I make those last two wishes... I own you. Don't I?\\
'''Kazaam''': ...Technically.\\
'''Critic''': So a white person owns a black person to provide services against his will without getting paid. There's a word for that, I can't quite think what it is... um, ownership? (the word "Slavery" in red text starts slowly fading in below the critic) No no no no, that's not it, that's not it... um, possession! No no no, that's not what I'm lookin' for either. It's something along the lines of um, um... (looks down and sees the word "Slavery", which has now fully faded in) WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE?!TOUCH
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--> '''Max''': Until I make those last two wishes... I own you. Don't I?\\
'''Kazaam''': ...Technically.\\
'''Critic''': So a white person owns a black person to provide services against his will without getting paid. There's a word for that, I can't quite think what it is... um, ownership? (the word "Slavery" in red text starts slowly fading in below the critic) No no no no, that's not it, that's not it... um, possession! No no no, that's not what I'm lookin' for either. It's something along the lines of um, um... (looks down and sees the word "Slavery", which has now fully faded in) WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE?!
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* PissTakeRap: Critic on Shaq's rapping, due to having expressions like "green egg n' ham it" and not having much flow.
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* PissTakeRap: Critic on Shaq's rapping, due to having expressions like "green egg n' ham it" and not having much flow.
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'''Critic''': So a white person owns a black person to provide services against his will without getting paid. There's a word for that, I can't quite think what it is... um, ownership? No no no no, that's not it, that's not it... um, possession! No no no, that's not what I'm lookin' for either. It's something along the lines of um, um... (realizes he's talking about slavery) WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE?!
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'''Critic''': So a white person owns a black person to provide services against his will without getting paid. There's a word for that, I can't quite think what it is... um, ownership? (the word "Slavery" in red text starts slowly fading in below the critic) No no no no, that's not it, that's not it... um, possession! No no no, that's not what I'm lookin' for either. It's something along the lines of um, um... (realizes he's talking about slavery) (looks down and sees the word "Slavery", which has now fully faded in) WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE?!
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* ArbitrarySkepticism: He points out the particularly nonsensical case of a ''genie'' who doesn't believe in fairy tales.
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* {{Portmanteau}}: The Critic combines "Shaquille O'Neal" and "orgasm" to create "shaqgasm".
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* UnfortunateImplications: Invoked:
--> '''Max''': Until I make those last two wishes... I own you. Don't I?\\
'''Kazaam''': ...Technically.\\
'''Critic''': So a white person owns a black person to provide services against his will without getting paid. There's a word for that, I can't quite think what it is... um, ownership? No no no no, that's not it, that's not it... um, possession! No no no, that's not what I'm lookin' for either. It's something along the lines of um, um... (realizes he's talking about slavery) WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE?!
* UnfortunateImplications: Invoked:
--> '''Max''': Until I make those last two wishes... I own you. Don't I?\\
'''Kazaam''': ...Technically.\\
'''Critic''': So a white person owns a black person to provide services against his will without getting paid. There's a word for that, I can't quite think what it is... um, ownership? No no no no, that's not it, that's not it... um, possession! No no no, that's not what I'm lookin' for either. It's something along the lines of um, um... (realizes he's talking about slavery) WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE?!
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'''Release:''' October 6, 2008
'''Movie:''' ''Film/{{Kazaam}}'' (1996)
'''Movie:''' ''Film/{{Kazaam}}'' (1996)
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* RunningGag: Product placement stills
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