John learns he the last virgin in school, and aims to lose his virginity.
- Alliterative Name: Bethany Borgwat.
- History Repeats: Susan's first time was interrupted by Watergate, and John's first time is interrupted by the O.J. Simpson police chase.
- Mythology Gag: At one point, Susan wears a shirt very similar to the one shenote wore in the first movie.
- Outside Ride: In a Shout-Out to Aladdin, John and Bethany ride on top of a car in a homage to the "A Whole New World" scene, with John dressed as Aladdin and Bethany dressed as Jasmine.
- Satellite Love Interest: While by no means a shallow character, Bethany comes in during the last episode to give John a love interest to crush on.
- Shout-Out: The title (He's Gotta Have It) is a reference to the Spike Lee film, She's Gotta Have It.
- The Talk: Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to have this with John, although Matty ends up getting flustered and just giving him the talk with a car analogy instead.
