History Recap / StrongBadEmailE74Privileges

* YouMakeMeSic: Strong Bad pokes fun at crazyclemens for misspelling "privileges".

->'''Strong Bad:''' Well, C.C., The Cheat ended up in a crisper drawer. So until next week, so long, and thanks for all the "privaleges"... I guess...

->(''The Paper comes down. The Cheat (if his hand his clicked on) proceeds to use a lighter to torch Homestar's magazines'')
->'''Homestar:''' Ooh, three points!
->'''Strong Bad:''' Ooooh! And another point for ''you'', The Cheat.

->'''Strong Bad:''' Ooooh! And another point for ''you'', The Cheat

"Crazyclemens" thinks The Cheat deserves some more "privaleges" for all the help he gives Strong Bad. Strong Bad agrees that it's been a while since The Cheat's last privilege upgrade, when Strong Bad "reinstated The Cheat's bathroom privileges, which he had previously abused".

Strong Bad summons The Cheat (accidentally getting startled in the process), and checks The Cheat's "Strong Bad Rewards Score Card" ("Save Up Points to Curry My Favor!"), finding he's only a point away from becoming a "Medallion Gold Plus Club Member". The Cheat eagerly runs off to earn that point by abusing Strong Sad with a power drill ("Ow! Both my face and hands!"). An amused Strong Bad gladly punches The Cheat's rewards card and brings up the list of Medallion Gold Plus Club privileges on the Compy, which includes "crisper drawer use (not for sleeping)", "dominion over pizza toppings", "limited use of Beemer lighter", and many others.

The Cheat wastes no time in taking advantages of his privileges, lounging in the crisper drawer while watching cheesy horror movies and randomly muting them. He also orders a "large thin-crust with mushrooms and Pop Tarts" from Bubs' Old Pizza (delivered by Homestar, who is also trying to sell magazine subscriptions).

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* NoodleIncident: The Cheat had previously lost his bathroom privileges because he abused them somehow.
** Strong Bad also apparently won a tropical vacation by working for Bubs, which turned out to be a scam.

Strong Bad summons The Cheat (accidentally getting startled in the process), and checks The Cheat's "Strong Bad Rewards Score Card" ("Save Up Points to Curry My Favor!"), finding he's only a point away from becoming a "Medallion Gold Plus Club Member". The Cheat eagerly runs off to earn that point by abusing Strong Sad with a power drill ("Ow! Both my face and hands!") Having earned that point in Strong Bad's book, Strong Bad punches The Cheat's rewards card and brings up the list of Medallion Gold Plus Club privileges on the Compy, which includes "crisper drawer use (not for sleeping)", "dominion over pizza toppings", "limited use of Beemer lighter", and many others.

-->'''Strong Bad:''' Oh yeah, look at some of these! The crisper drawer, I know you've been wanting to get in there! Ooh, and the mute button! You could do plenty with that! These are way better than the rewards Bubs gives out for selling his magazine subscriptions! "Oh, save up points to win a tropical vacation!" What a scam that was...

-->'''Strong Bad:''' Well, C.C., The Cheat ended up in a crisper drawer. So until next week, so long, and thanks for all the privaleges... I guess...

* AttackOfTheKillerWhatever: "[I] think that truck might be trying to kill me!"

* OurSloganIsTerrible: "Bubs' Old Pizza: It's-a Really Old!"
* OwMyBodyPart: "Ow! Both my face and hands!"

** The Cheat watches a movie about a guy who thinks a truck is trying to kill him, which may be a reference to ''Film/{{Duel}}''.

"Crazyclemens" thinks the Cheat deserves some more "privaleges" for all the help he gives Strong Bad. Strong Bad agrees that it's been a while since the Cheat's last privilege upgrade, when Strong Bad "reinstated the Cheat's bathroom privileges, which he had previously abused".

Strong Bad summons the Cheat (accidentally getting startled in the process), and checks the Cheat's "Strong Bad Rewards Score Card" ("Save Up Points to Curry My Favor!"), finding he's only a point away from becoming a "Medallion Gold Plus Club Member". The Cheat eagerly runs off to earn that point by abusing Strong Sad with a power drill ("Ow! Both my face and hands!") Having earned that point in Strong Bad's book, Strong Bad punches the Cheat's rewards card and brings up the list of Medallion Gold Plus Club privileges on the Compy, which includes "crisper drawer use(not for sleeping)", "dominion over pizza toppings", "limited use of Beemer lighter", and many others.

-->'''Strong Bad:''' Geez, the Cheat! Can't sneak up on a brother like that...

* NoodleIncident: "The last time I upgraded [The Cheat's] privileges was when I reinstated his bathroom privileges; which he had previously abused." Also, it seems Strong Bad used to sell magazine subscriptions for Bubs.

* YouMakeMeSic: Strong Bad pokes fun at crazyclemens for misspelling "privileges".

Strong Bad summons the Cheat (accidentally getting startled in the process), and checks the Cheat's "Strong Bad Rewards Score Card" ("Save Up Points to Curry My Favor!"), finding he's only a point away from becoming a "Medallion Gold Plus Club Member". The Cheat eagerly runs off to earn that point by abusing Strong Sad with a power drill ("Ow! Both my face and hands!") Having earned that point in Strong Bad's book, Strong Bad punches the Cheat's rewards card and brings up the list of Meddalion Gold Plus Club privileges on the Compy, which includes "crisper drawer use(not for sleeping)", "dominion over pizza toppings", "limited use of Beemer lighter", and many others.

Strong Bad upgrades The Cheat's privileges, and the little guy ends up in a crisper drawer.

* AmusingInjuries: The Cheat is heard taking a power drill to Strong Sad's face and hands [[GoryDiscretionShot just offscreen]] in order to get upgraded to a Medallion Gold Plus member.

* LongList: Strong Bad's list for the new privileges the Cheat has earned, which include "Dominion Over Pizza Toppings", "Saturday Segwayday", "Strong Mad Bath", and [[{{Spoonerism}} "Strong Bad Math"]]
* NoodleIncident: "The last time I upgraded [The Cheat's] privileges was when I reinstated his bathroom privileges; which he had previously abused."

** Strong Bad closes the cartoon with "[[Literature/SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish So long, and thanks for all the privaleges]]."

** Strong Bad closes the cartoon with "[[Litereature/SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish So long, and thanks for all the privaleges]]."

* LongList: Strong Bad's list for the new privileges the Cheat has earned, which include "Strong Mad Bath" and [[{{Spoonerism}} Strong Bad Math]]
* NoodleIncident: "The last time I upgraded his privileges was when I reinstated his bathroom privileges; which he had previously abused."