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Yianni DeVito is running his restaurant, when Gordon Toblerone enters. Gordon tells him about how Pratt will be eating at the place the next day, and asks Yianni to encourage Pratt to propose to his girlfriend, Suzy. The next day, Yianni discovers Scrappers stealing from his kitchen, and chooses to hire him. That evening, Pratt and Suzy come to the restaurant. After serving the couple an appetizer, Yianni goes back to the kitchen to discover Scrappers had taken hostage by someone, whom Yianni scares away. Seeing that Pratt is hesitant to propose, Yianni advises Suzy to pop the question instead.Season 1
"Tasque Rivliero"
Tasque Riviliero enters the palace and meets Prince Pratt, who tells him of his parents' disappearance. The prince hires Tasque to investigate a local bandit camp. Tasque agrees to the job, on the condition that Prince Pratt appropriate a rival baron's manor for him as payment. Tasque goes to The Village Inn and recruits a band of orcs. After renting a cart and driver, he sets out for the Hayfever Tribe encampment. As they get closer, however, they are attacked by some highwaymen. The orcs defeat them easily, Tasque damages the carriage slightly, and they move on towards the camp. At the camp, Tasque strikes a deal with the chieftain, recruiting them as a tollbooth, using his newly-acquired manor as a base of operations. He does not discover the fate or whereabouts of the king and queen.
"Tristan Lambert"
Prince Pratt walks into Tristan Lambert's office and hires him to investigate Crescent, an orc he believes is related to the king and queen's disappearance. After bluffing his way past the Tasque Guard, Tristan makes his way to Lidle Farm. Seeing nobody on the farm save sheep, he has his pet raven, Cody, dive into the farmhouse so he could infiltrate under the guise pest control. He knocks on the door, inly to discover it unlocked. He investigates the living room, only to discover Crescent dead in his chair, with a flurry of arrows stuck in his lungs. Cody catches the scent on the arrows and flies outside, but before Tristan can follow him out, an arrow flies in through the window, nearly missing Tristan. Tristan goes outside to discover the shooter is an elf from the Hayfever Tribe. After a brief struggle, the bandit gets away, leaving Tristan with a lame foot, and Cody with an injured wing. Continuing his investigation, Cody leads Tristan to a hut just outside Hayfever territory. Tristan discovers two elves inside—one of whom is his attacker—but they spot him. During the ensuing fight, one of the elves' chokes Tristan out, causing him to lose consciousness. When he awakens, he gets interrogated by the two elves. Tristan admits he was hired by Prince Pratt, which alarms the elves. Tristan begs for his life, promising never to return to Pratt. The elves agree, taking Cody as a hostage and shearing off Tristan's wool as a final humiliation. On his way back to Trottleara, he is stopped by the Tasque Guard again, who imprison him after seeing through his earlier bluff. He tells Prince Pratt that Crescent was murdered, but does not reveal that the killers were from the Hayfever Tribe. Pratt tells him he cannot issue a pardon, that Tristan is being accused of smuggling contraband, and that his trial is in a week. He does not discover the fate or whereabouts of the king and queen.
"Miss Artie Gynk"
Artie Gynk strolls through the capital city and heads into the palace, not before hearing the guards grumble about Prince Pratt. Inside the castle, she meets the prince, who tells her about how his popularity has been suffering as of late. As a solution, he recruits her to join him on an adventure, that she can tell the tale to others to boost his image. Taking inspiration from the voyages of epics, Prince Pratt decides to climb Mt. Pinkeyse, west of Trottleara. On the way up, the two encounter a herd of mountain goats. One of them catches a whiff of the prince’s sandwich and begins to follow the pair. It attacks them, and Artie Gynk creates the illusion of a monstrous mountain goat to scare it away. The vision also frightens Prince Pratt, but Artie assured him it was just an illusion, and at her encouragement, they continue up the mountain. They stop to rest at the mouth of a cave, but an aggressive troll emerges. Artie initially declares the place in the name of Pratt, but quickly decides to deescalate, realizing the prince is no match for the troll. She tells the troll of their quest and asks him to play along. The troll initially refuses to take a dive, but agrees after Artie promises to entertain him with her whole troupe for the upcoming summer. Pratt believes he’s victorious, but is distressed when Artie’s illusions make him believe he’s killed the troll. They continue up the mountain, but Artie convinces him to turn back when the way starts to become impassable.
"Alazar the Apprentice"
Balian the Disgraced tells his apprentice, Alazar, about how Prince Pratt has recently turned to the gig economy, and that he has a plan to being magic back to Trottleara. He sends Alazar to the palace to gain Prince Pratt’s trust. Posing as a musician, he meets the prince, who asks him to investigate Balian the Disgraced. Bemused, Alazar returns to Balian and asks him about the king and queen’s disappearance. Balian seems not to know about the disappearance, but Alazar is suspicious and questions him further. Alazar suggests turning in Balian as a ploy to earn the prince’s trust. Suspicious, Balian snatches Alazar’s bird potion and tries to fly away, but Alazar uses his magic wand to trap Balian in a cage, and he delivers him to Prince Pratt. Alazar tries to use the notes he took to implicate Balian, but Balian, having partially transformed back, starts to reveal his and Alazar’s working relationship. Prince Pratt’s advisors also identify Alazar as Balian’s apprentice. Alazar gives Balian a potion to restore his true form, claiming it’s a truth potion. Impressed with the what he’s seen, Prince Pratt reconsiders the kingdom’s stance on magic. Balian is taken away for questioning. He does not discover the fate or whereabouts of the king and queen.
"Vasileios Deksis"
In the neighboring kingdom of Dikeo, Vasileios is sitting in an inn, when he eavesdrops on Aspirin and Prozac (the two elves from Episode 2) talking with someone about dispatching Prince Pratt. Vasileios loudly expresses indignance, giving himself away. They draw weapons, but the bartender, anticipating the brawl, kicks both parties out. Outside, Vasileios tries to flee, but one of the elves fires an arrow. It misses and hits a bystander. Vasileios tends to her wound, while the elves escape in the confusion. When Dikeo guards come over to investigate, Vasileios shows them the arrow, which the detective identifies as belonging to the Hayfever Tribe. Vasileios tells the detective what he overheard in the bar. He soon gets word from the guard that the two elves have been apprehended at the city gate. However, by the time Vaseleios reaches the gate, he is informed that the Aspirin and Prozac had gotten away. Fortunately, an inventor in town loans Vasileios his motorcycle. At Trottleara, the Tasque Guard appear ready to apprehend Vasileios. He claims he’s come to Trottleara to show off the “motorized-bicycle”. The guards are suspicious, but offer Vasileios entry in exchange for his lucky charm. While arguing, the motorcycle inexplicably comes to life and starts driving away. The guards scramble to chase it, allowing Vasileios to slip past them, catch up with the vehicle, and continue on to Prince Pratt’s castle. At the castle, Vasileios spots Aspirin and Prozac climbing one of the walls. They spot him, and sic Cody on him. Vasileios crashes into a wall, but manages to fight off Cody, grounding him with a swing of the sword. Taking pity on the bird, Vasileios patches up Cody’s injuries and takes him along. Making his way through the castle, Vasileios catches Aspirin and Prozac outside the prince’s chambers. He parries one of them with his sword, while the elf’s sister prepares an arrow to assassinate Pratt. Vasileios throws his lucky charm at her, which knocks her out. The male elf knocks the sword off Vasileios and plunges his dagger into Vasileios’ leg. The scuffle alerts the guards, who descend upon the elves. They arrest one, while the other runs off, pursued by more guards. Vasileios tells the guards everything he knows about them. The grateful prince spreads the news of Vasileios’ heroism.
"Roland Ward"
Prince Pratt tells Roland Ward of an ancient temple rumored to be in the woodlands. In this temple, according to Pratt, is a stone which declares Pratt’s ancestor Uriel Hemlock as the king of Trottleara. Pratt sends Roland to retrieve this stone in the hopes of increasing his popularity in the kingdom. Before setting out on his mission, Roland stops by a community library to do some research, and at an adventures guild to recruit a dwarf named Jergen Bradley. After a few minor dangers along the way, they finally make it to the Temple of Aldrid. In the Temple, Roland and Jergen see the history of Trottleara in the masonry that lines the walls. Deeper in, they come upon an intersection, and they decide to go down the path littered with a few gold coins. The path leads them to an abyss, into which Jergen carefully lowers Roland. At the bottom, Roland discovers what appears to be an ancient throne room, with giant spiders inside. He also finds a sarcophagus, bearing the image of a king, surrounded by old, golden treasures. Roland pries opens the sarcophagus, only to discover the body of a dwarf king. The stone tablet that the body holds reads an inscription cursing the name of the Hemlock family, and naming one Godfrey Bradley as the rightful ruler of the kingdom. The spiders start attacking, causing Roland Ward to take the tablet and run. Out of desperation, Roland whips out his Mysterious Artifact, which starts to glow brightly and blare disco music. The music repels the spiders, and Roland climbs back up the top to the top of the abyss, where Jergen is waiting. Roland and Jergen leave the Temple of Aldrid and make their way back to Trottleara, the Mysterious Artifact strobing and playing the entire time. Roland gives the tablet to Jergen Bradley, reasoning that Prince Pratt’s advisors would want to bury the truth.
"The Sorcerer Supreme"
El Cid is invited to the palace by Prince Pratt. He meets the prince, who tells him about how he wants El Cid to convince the local governing body into overturning the ban on magic. Pratt arranges a feast, while El Cid goes to prepare his demonstration.During the feast, El Cid performs a few parlor tricks to impress the officials. He tries to persuade them to make him the kingdom’s new magical advisor, only for it to be discovered that Prenty the PR Scholar had died during the demonstration. They start investigating the murder, and discover a vial of poison next to a Supreme brand cap. El Cid convinces the prince that this was an obvious attempt to frame him. He tries interrogating another suspect, which doesn’t go well. They go back to the scene of the crime, only to find the evidence has vanished. El Cid catches Bushnell trying to sneak out, and apprehends her. He shakes her down, revealing the stolen evidence, but she pulls a knife. El Cid backs away and grabs some of the cheese from Prenty’s dinner. Bushnell pushes her knife into his shoulder. He smacks the cheese into her face, and they tussle a bit. In a desperate move, El Cid magically summons his scimitar, and it stabs her in the back. The guard calls for the arrest of the Sorcerer Supreme, believing him to be a double murder, but El Cid defends himself by saying he would never have willingly allowed his clothes to get bloodstained. After a last-ditch failed attempt to strangle Prince Pratt, Bushnell finally dies. El Cid is paid for his efforts, but the officials are unconvinced of the benefits of bringing back magic to Trottleara.
"Mario Q. Godot"
Captain Mario is invited to the palace by Prince Pratt. Pratt tells him how he wants to be an adventurer and wants Mario to mentor him. Pratt informs him of the Hayfever Tribe, and how he believes they have information on the disappearance of the king and queen. To prepare for the adventure, Mario takes Pratt shopping for an Adventurer Outfit. The two make their way to the Hayfever Tribe. On the way, they encounter a warthog, which Mario persuades Prince Pratt to fight. The commotion attracts the attention of the nearby encampment, and the two hide. Unsure of what to do next, Mario tells Pratt to plant explosives around the main building, while he tries to get a better look. Peering in, Mario sees the leader of the Hayfever Tribe holding a meeting with mob boss Vito Staccato. Pratt interrupts Mario’s spying to tell him that the explosives are lit, and the roof gives way, causing Mario to fall right into the meeting. Mario tries to bluff his way through Don Vito’s questioning, but then his explosives go off. The Hayfever Tribe leader and the Don are killed in the blast, but Mario is merely propelled out the window. Mario and Pratt make a quick exit, but not before being spotted by other enforcers of the two crime groups. Once they’re far enough away, Pratt yells at Mario, who tries unsuccessfully to convince the prince that it all worked out for the best. A traumatized Pratt decides he has had enough adventuring. Mario gets his pay (and then some), but is not allowed back in the kingdom. They do not discover the fate and whereabouts of the king and queen.
"Hard To Die"
Trottleara is having its annual celebration. Prince Pratt’s senior advisor delivers a harsh dressing down, telling Pratt about how his actions have made the kingdom worse for wear and that this celebration may be his last chance to get back in the good graces of the people. After Hapeño leaves, a distraught Prince Pratt gets the idea to go about the kingdom in disguise to find out how the people feel. Dressed like a guard, Pratt heads to Hemlock’s Hoof, a tavern at the base of the palace. Pratt learns from the patrons how much contempt they have for the prince. Pratt consults the bartender, who advises him to invest more time and energy into the affairs of the kingdom. At the birthday dinner, Pratt gives an inspiring speech and declares himself the new king of Trottleara. Awhile later, Pratt is called away for an emergency. He arrives to find courtiers being held hostage, led by Pratt’s uncle Droog. Droog uses magic to shrink Pratt and the courtiers and leaves them on the castle-shaped cake with a dramite. Pratt does battle with the dramite, using the cake’s scale-model features to his advantage. Pratt wins and he and the fellow prisoners grow back to normal height. Pratt improvises a plan. In the courtyard, Pratt and his party spot frozen guards standing next to a tarp with a magical rune on it. Pratt has his party attend to the freezing guards and sneaks his way to the castle prison. Pratt convinces Balian the Disgraced to help him in exchange for a pardon and stipend. Balian identifies the symbol on the tarp as one of multiple runes. Pratt and Balian go down an enormous shaft towards a glow at the bottom. They find a dusty undercroft. Pratt makes his way past banners depicting coat-of-arms he doesn't fully recognize, and goes to some double doors. Inside, he spies a ritual which Pratt disrupts. Pratt heads to the throne room and encounters Jon Hapeño, who admits to working with Droog, and calls out Pratt for his incompetence. Pratt heads to the library, where he encounters his aunt. He tried to convince her to join his side, but to no avail. With some difficulty, Pratt avoids crossbow fire and makes it up the stairs and leaps to the balcony where his aunt is, crashing into her. She drops the book she was holding, and Pratt tears up the rune inside. Pratt heads to the courtyard and burns the giant tarp, bringing the magical forcefield down. With all the runes destroyed, Pratt goes to the main hall to face off Droog. Together with Balian and the baker and the guard, they come up with a plan to free the prisoners. Pratt confronts Droog, who reveals one last rune carved into his wrist. The baker drops flour, and the Final Battle ensues. Pratt heats up a sword and uses it to burn the last rune, taking down the forcefield. Everybody celebrates King Pratt’s victory. note
Season 2
"Prose Ethlina"
After winning a bar fight, Prose is asked by her old peer to steal some of Queen Manon’s finery. With a bit of difficulty, she scales her way up the wall of Trottleara castle. She makes her way into Queen Manon’s chambers, where she meets Suzy Toblerone, Pratt’s girlfriend. They form a fast friendship. Grateful for Prose’s advice, Suzy calls for Pratt, much to Prose’s chagrin. Prose hides in a wardrobe. She tries to sneak out, but Pratt discovers her anyway. Despite suffering minor losses, Prose manages to get away with some of the queen’s finery.
"Richie De Largent"
Two mobsters walk into Richie’s shop. They want him to resurrect their late boss in order to investigate the circumstances of his death. They lead Richie to a bucket containing Vito Staccato’s bloody remains. Richie resurrects Vito to the best of his ability, and the mobsters try to question him. A scuffle is heard outside. While the mobsters and two of Richie’s attendants investigate, Richie summons Vito Staccato’s ghost and forces him to disclose the means to access his wealth. Satisfied with the newfound information, Richie goes outside to find his men and the mobsters battling members of the Dikeo police force, the latter of whom try to attack Richie on sight. With some trouble, Richie manages to get away and make it back to his bakery. He later goes off to rob Vito Staccato’s vault.
"Undarda Sarfice"
Undarda Sarfice enters the palace for the regular triannual meeting, only to find that none of the current management knew his function. He’s brought before King Pratt, who informs him of missing person named Ricky Business who went to investigate something in the sewer and never reported back. Undarda goes off to find him. The first thing he does is examine the pneumatic tubing, where he notices a discrepancy in pressure. Having determined a lead, Undarda enters the part of the sewer where the irregularity originates. He finds some tubing has been dismantled. He notices some scratches, and sends his rat Glint ahead. After fighting off some Rat Men, Undarda comes across a giant rats nest. Undarda negotiates with the Rat Men, and the latter eventually release Ricky Business. Undarda returns to the palace to complete the now-adjusted triannual negotiations.
“Sylvester Strand”
Sylvester Strand persuades Auntmay to let him and Garcian investigate the Moondew Glade. After a brief misadventure fighting off a bird, they finally reach the site, only to find Pratt and Suzy using it as a vacation spot. Sylvester investigates the cottage that’s been built there. Once there, a goblin intruder attacks him. After fighting him off, Sylvester sees Garcian with Pratt and Suzy and assuming Garcian is in trouble, he grabs Suzy. He sends Garcian to the cottage to check on his attacker, and demands Pratt relinquish sovereign land for the Silkspool Kingdom, which Pratt agrees to. The negotiations settled, Sylvester goes to check on Garcian. They confront the goblins and learn of their plot to destroy the Moondew Glade. Sylvester and Pratt team up to defeat the goblins. With the goblins defeated, Pratt and Sylvester agree to further negotiations in the future.
“Duncan Brewer”
Duncan Brewer wakes up from an carriage accident to find himself tended to by two Beast Man servants, named Jack and Jill. Duncan discovers that they are in fact the missing King Brenin and Queen Manon, with their memories wiped. Jack and Jill’s master comes home, and a tense dinner ensues. The master eventually leaves and comes back with a gun. Duncan fights him off (burning the guy’s face in the process), but the gun goes off a few times. One bullet hits Jack, another hits Duncan. The master flees, and Duncan tends to Jack’s wound. They go to the basement, where Duncan discovers Jergen Bradley, whose identity the villain had stolen. Together, the two of them defeat the villain and tie him up. They find a cart and head to Trottleara and reunite King Pratt with his parents.
“Mark Mountain”
Mark Mountain arrives in Trottleara intending to sell faulty trombones. He’s directed towards the castle, where a ceremony it being held celebrating the return of Brenin and Manon. At the palace, Mark Mountain is mistaken for Queen Manon’s dressmaker and is taken to her room. While pretending to take her measurements, he gives her a sleeping potion, knocking her out. Upon leaving her room, a shady figure pulls him aside. The shady figure gets Mark to try and secure a confession out of Pratt regarding the murder of Vito Staccato. Mark meets King Pratt and convinces the king to take him on as an advisor. Later, Mark goes outside to the ceremony, where he helps King Pratt officially reintroduce Brenin and Manon to the people.
"Ivan and Pontus"
The episode opens at the circus where Ivan is in the ring. He defeats his audience volunteer, whom they later discover is King Pratt. While Pontus panics, Ivan is informed by his mother that his brother has been arrested by the Dikeo police. Ivan and Pontus go to Dikeo to investigate, where a cop in a bar tells them about the murder Piotr is being accused of and where he’s being held. They coerce the cop to let them speak to the ghost of Vito Staccato, their one eyewitness. Ivan throws Vito’s remains into the river to dispose of him. Afterwards, they find the cell where Piotr is being held and the break him out. They return to the circus and they all flee Trottleara.
