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Light minutes away on Terra, the Man Emperor of Mankind can only manage to say 'No' before the Imperial Palace starts to shake in rage. A massive blue warp rift slices open from the Golden Throne all the way into orbit in moments. Rogal Dorn enters the Throne Room and does not hesitate as he tosses his helmet on his head and leaps into his Fathers lap to try and calm him down. The final shot of the episode shows the Warp Rift seal itself ... and what seems to be the burned remains of the Primarch of the Imperial Fists in his lap as rain pours through the Throne Room as the Emperor cries, once again silent...

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Light minutes away on Terra, the Man Emperor of Mankind can only manage to say 'No' before stare as the Imperial Palace starts to shake in rage. A massive blue warp rift slices open from the Golden Throne all the way into orbit in moments.orbit. Rogal Dorn enters the Throne Room and does not hesitate as he tosses his helmet on his head and leaps into his Fathers lap to try and calm him down. The final shot of the episode shows the Warp Rift seal itself ... and what seems to be the burned remains of the Primarch of the Imperial Fists in his lap as rain pours through the Throne Room as the Emperor cries, once again silent...
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Light minutes away on Terra, the Man Emperor of Mankind can only manage to say 'No' before as the Imperial Palace starts to shake in rage. A massive blue warp rift slices open from the Golden Throne all the way into orbit in moments. Rogal Dorn enters the Throne Room and does not hesitate as he tosses his helmet on his head and leaps into his Fathers lap to try and calm him down. The final shot of the episode shows the Warp Rift seal itself ... and what seems to be the burned remains of the Primarch of the Imperial Fists in his lap as rain pours through the Throne Room as the Emperor cries, once again silent...

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Light minutes away on Terra, the Man Emperor of Mankind can only manage to say 'No' before as the Imperial Palace starts to shake in rage. A massive blue warp rift slices open from the Golden Throne all the way into orbit in moments. Rogal Dorn enters the Throne Room and does not hesitate as he tosses his helmet on his head and leaps into his Fathers lap to try and calm him down. The final shot of the episode shows the Warp Rift seal itself ... and what seems to be the burned remains of the Primarch of the Imperial Fists in his lap as rain pours through the Throne Room as the Emperor cries, once again silent...
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-->'''Note:''' This is the final episode of the main series of Text to Speech with to the series being put on hiatus, thanks to GW's change in policy for fan works. Much like episode 26, this episode is a real tabletop battle played out and then presented to the viewers while the Emperor watches from Terra and offers commentary.

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-->'''Note:''' This is the final episode of the main series of Text to Speech Speech, with to the series being put on hiatus, hiatus thanks to GW's change in policy for fan works. Much like episode 26, this episode is a real tabletop battle played out and then presented to the viewers while the Emperor watches from Terra and offers commentary.
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[[folder:Episode 30 Part 2: Oh No Oh NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO]]
-->'''Note:''' This is the final episode of the main series of Text to Speech with to the series being put on hiatus, thanks to GW's change in policy for fan works. Much like episode 26, this episode is a real tabletop battle played out and then presented to the viewers while the Emperor watches from Terra and offers commentary.

Shield Host Proteus lead by Kitten arrives at the Noctis Labyrinth - and are immediately ambushed by a Mechanicus force led by Belisarius Cawl comprising of several units of Kastelan Robots screened by Skitarii Rangers. Outnumbered and outgunned, the Custodes immediately charge under Kittens leadership and press into the ambush. They loose several Custodian squads as well as Diomedes (who rushed in and scored a hit on Cawl to the Emperors delight) to the Kastelans concentrated Phosphor Blasters, which enrages both an increasingly wounded Kitten and the distant Emperor.

The tide turns however as a deep strike by the Custodes Terminators, led by the Shadowkeepers slams into the Kastelans. Combined with Boreale leading a charge that kills and breaks the morale of the remaining Rangers (and being accused of kill stealing by a disgruntled Hammurabi), the tide of the battle seems to turn decisively in the favour of Shield Host Proteus, with the Emperor gloating on Terra that inevitably the timelines begin and end in his favour and that he will always be the victor...

But it is then that a merciless Cawl orders the Chant of the Machine Spirits Vengeance to be initiated. And all around Kitten, from the broken Kastelan robots lying in a heap at his feet, a flat mechanical voice makes a declaration.

'''"In the grim darkness of the 42nd Millennium, there can be no victor."'''

All the destroyed Kastelan robots piled around Kitten self destruct and the explosion consumes the already wounded Kitten, reducing him to zero wounds in an instant to the horror of the Custodians.

Light minutes away on Terra, the Man Emperor of Mankind can only manage to say 'No' before as the Imperial Palace starts to shake in rage. A massive blue warp rift slices open from the Golden Throne all the way into orbit in moments. Rogal Dorn enters the Throne Room and does not hesitate as he tosses his helmet on his head and leaps into his Fathers lap to try and calm him down. The final shot of the episode shows the Warp Rift seal itself ... and what seems to be the burned remains of the Primarch of the Imperial Fists in his lap as rain pours through the Throne Room as the Emperor cries, once again silent...
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Magnus tries to play ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay'' with members of the Imperial Palace. However, being the only person (other than The Grand Provost Marshall) of the group to have read the rules and because Rogal (by virtue of being an [[TheBore absolute bore]]) and [[AnythingThatMoves Whammudes]] (putting DoubleEntendre in every sentence he narrates) suck at it, he's forced to DM. The group, true to it's source material, ends up rolling a RagtagBunchOfMisfits: the Celestial Shaman Queen, a [[{{Munchkin}} beefy apprentice wizard who is totally not Emps' self-insert]] (The Emperor); Sir Wamri le Savoureux, a [[TheRoleplayer young Bretonnian knight errant]] (Whammudes); Urban the Hagflayer, a [[TheRealMan Norscan raider]] (the Tour Guide); Nrod Lagordsson, a [[InsistentTerminology squat]] smith and innkeeper (Dorn); Bruckham Nougat, an [[AuthorAvatar Imperial litigant]] (the Grand Provost); Krakus, a [[ToiletHumor dung collector]] (the Lord Commander); Bulgo Potatoskin, an halfling patrolman (the Master of the Administratum); Benny [=McBackstab=], a [[AntiHero so-edgy-it-hurts rogue]] (Decius); and Rolf, "[[TheGenericGuy a guy, some peasant]]" (Karstodes).\\\

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Magnus tries to play ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay'' with members of the Imperial Palace. However, being the only person (other than The Grand Provost Marshall) of the group to have read the rules and because Rogal (by virtue of being an [[TheBore absolute bore]]) and [[AnythingThatMoves Whammudes]] Whammudes (putting DoubleEntendre in every sentence he narrates) suck at it, he's forced to DM. The group, true to it's source material, ends up rolling a RagtagBunchOfMisfits: the Celestial Shaman Queen, a [[{{Munchkin}} beefy apprentice wizard who is totally not Emps' self-insert]] (The Emperor); Sir Wamri le Savoureux, a [[TheRoleplayer young Bretonnian knight errant]] (Whammudes); Urban the Hagflayer, a [[TheRealMan Norscan raider]] (the Tour Guide); Nrod Lagordsson, a [[InsistentTerminology squat]] smith and innkeeper (Dorn); Bruckham Nougat, an [[AuthorAvatar Imperial litigant]] (the Grand Provost); Krakus, a [[ToiletHumor dung collector]] (the Lord Commander); Bulgo Potatoskin, an halfling patrolman (the Master of the Administratum); Benny [=McBackstab=], a [[AntiHero so-edgy-it-hurts rogue]] (Decius); and Rolf, "[[TheGenericGuy a guy, some peasant]]" (Karstodes).\\\

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A sudden distorted voice deeper in the canals, followed by nauseating sounds, sets him on edge. As the creature causing theses sounds slithers away, Whammudes explain that this thing is a Bastard of the Sludge, a psychic sentient ''thing'' born from the warp-attuned waste emitted by the Emperor and what's left of the psykers souls fed to Him. Held at bay by the Sisters of Silence, the group stalks the Bastard hidden inside a duct, who drags Whammudes inside while [[HellIsThatSound begging him to take it to the Emperor]]. Whammudes manages to shake it off despite being wounded and stuck in the duct, but keeps pursuing it to prevent it from growing in power. As the Bastard has cornered and starts devouring him, Whammudes uses his breath to catapult himself and the Bastard out; but as the Sisters of Silence are about to kill the creature, a sewerquake drags them all away. Whammudes ends the voxcast upon realizing the Bastard survived the quake.

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A sudden distorted voice deeper in the canals, followed by nauseating sounds, sets him on edge. As the creature causing theses sounds slithers away, Whammudes explain that this thing is a Bastard of the Sludge, a psychic sentient ''thing'' born from the warp-attuned waste emitted by the Emperor and what's left of the psykers souls fed to Him. Held at bay by the Sisters of Silence, the group stalks the Bastard hidden inside a duct, who drags Whammudes inside while [[HellIsThatSound begging him to take it to the Emperor]].Emperor. Whammudes manages to shake it off despite being wounded and stuck in the duct, but keeps pursuing it to prevent it from growing in power. As the Bastard has cornered and starts devouring him, Whammudes uses his breath to catapult himself and the Bastard out; but as the Sisters of Silence are about to kill the creature, a sewerquake drags them all away. Whammudes ends the voxcast upon realizing the Bastard survived the quake.

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