Five and Miko are sent into a house taken over by an environment glitch after several other techs fail to return. Once inside they have to fight many enemies and solve puzzles to defeat Castlestein and rescue their coworkers.
- Butt-Monkey: Bergy was petrified in a decidedly uncool pose. A stray shot from Miko's spork sword damages his statue, leaving him with a Gag Haircut once he's restored. Also, Five and Miko seem to be having way too much fun taking selfies with the statue.
- Expy: To Castlevania.
- 100% Completion:
- Miko is obsessed with this, saying she can't move on to a new game until she's discovered everything in her current one. She's confident they can defeat the glitch since she mastered Castlestein, but eventually learns that she never actually finished the game.
- Despite Miko's protests, Five insists on getting and keeping every single power-up and loot drop. He's vindicated when they beat the game thanks to two seemingly useless items she would have ignored.
- Soul Jar: The boss has hidden his heart inside a statue and is only defeated when Miko destroys the statue.
- Taken for Granite: All of the techs who disappeared in the house have been turned into statues. Once Five and Miko defeat the big boss all of the statues are restored to human.
