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NOTE: This Recap involves the Story Mode for each of the four Evil Geniuses. BEWARE OF SPOILERS.
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Story Mode
Tutorial
A Place To Call Your Own
Following the fall of the last Evil Genius who tried to take over the Earth by the Forces of Justice, a new evil genius has risen from the ashes to take over everything. Of your choice, said Genius can be the greedy Maximilian, the despotic Red Ivan, the misanthropic Emma, and visionary Zakila. After realizing a lack of necessary minions and a surplus of hapless Workers, they get to work kidnapping a Guard, Valet, Scientist, and Technician to train the Workers into constructing their Inner Sanctum and other important facilities.Keep Your Enemies Close
Now with things in place, the Genius decides to hire a Henchman to act as their right hand, and has to chose from four recruits; the son of a crime boss with a big afro and sliver tongue Eli Barracuda Jr., the janitor-turned-swordsman Jubei, a super fan with a hack for cracking Janet Bombe, and even your base's own AI, I.R.I.S. After choosing one of these four, the others will go on to become rival Crime Lords as you finally begin the steps to bring the world to your knees. Maximilian Von Klein (Mega Rich Megalomaniac)
The Traditional Method
Maximilian Von Klein begins by going for an easy target: becoming president. After all, idiots get elected all the time, don't they? With all the money he has, it shouldn't be a problem to grease some palms to get in. And for those that won't, they can easily be taken aside for some 'simple questioning' on politics. While he's at it, why not just outright buy an entire country as well? Preferably one that has a pool. Unfortunately for Maximilain, no one is interested. Angered at being spurned once again, Max decides to go a different path...If You Build It, They Will Scream
Swearing off politics, Max falls back on what he knows. He's an Evil Genius after all! He can invent something to MAKE the world follow him. He just needs a little 'help' to start off. After capturing scientists from H.A.M.M.E.R., A.N.V.I.L. and S.M.A.S.H., as well as sending a representative to attend the Dark Matter evil genius convention (it would be rude not to attend) Maximilian has his answer: The M.I.D.A.S. device. Once activated, it will, in Max's own words, 'make the world shine'. A nearby minion comments on how the original story involving King Midas turned out, and while annoyed at the minion making comments on his plans, Maximilian agrees that jumping in head first would be detrimental, and so decides to lay low for a bit to consulate his power before moving forward.A Golden Beginning
Testing Times
As Broken As My Heart
M.I.D.A.S. Touch
Hostile Takeover
War On Krast
Trap Do'r
Gold Fingers, Toes, And... Well Everything
Power Up
Going For Gold
Fuel's Gold
Trigger Warning
Bury The Hatchet
The Golden Age
Red Ivan (Heavy Muscle Madman)
Coup Heads Prevail
Rumor Has It
P.E.A.C.E. On Earth
Disturbing The P.E.A.C.E.
War & P.E.A.C.E.
P.E.A.C.E. Corpse
Apocalypse Soonish
Ivan's Eleven
The Abuja Job
Thin Red Ivan
Glorious Reclamation
Kill Your Darlings
Parabellum
Do Not Adjust Your Sets
Ivan The Terrible
Cry H.A.V.O.C.
Emma (Ex-Spymaster turned Poisoned Pro)
The Mancunian Canidate
The Sound of Science
Some Assembly Required
Consumer Testing
Tourist Season
Y.O.L.T.
Agent Provocateur
Specters
Like A Steele Trap
Dear John
Poison Parade
Tox Populi
Siege
Ultimatum
United Nations
Doomsday
Zalika (Scientific Mastermind)
Perfect Pitch
Damage Control
Brain Trust
It's All In The Execution
Barely Living Proof
Brain Drain
Brainframe
Bait And Watch
Tourist Trap
Operation Sneeze
This Time, It's Personal
Content And Discontent
Rise Of V.O.I.D.
Ultimate Ultimatum
Utopia Or Else
Utopia
Side Stories
Crime Lord/Henchmen Side Stories
In General
Recruiting loyal henchmen sure ain't what it used to be; it seems that nowadays, everybody wants a piece of that global pie, having become heads of their own criminal networks that work in direct opposition of yours. Well, you known the old saying, "If you can't convince them, beat 'em until submission (or until they're six feet under)."
Carl Cafard
Fool's Gold
Body Snatcher
Appraising Cafard
Clara Jones
Inconspicuous Consumption
Knowledge Is Power
Recuit Clara Jones
Sir Daniel Ernest Hemingboone
Who Hunts The Hunter?
If You Hunt Him, He Will Come
The Other Most Dangerous Game
Eli Barracuda Jr.
The Man With The Silver Gun
With An Iron Fish
The Book Of Eli
Fugu Furukawa
Death Mote
Hail To The Chef
Fugu State
Full Metal Jackie
Heavy Metal Queen
Arms Race
Eighteen With A Bullet
Incendio
Ace Up The Sleeve
Unwanted Guests
Fire in the Hole
Janet Bombe
Technical Difficulties
The lair was having some technical problems. Black outs, data corruption, you know, minor things. It was getting to the point that the evil genius was getting annoyed however, so the IT department offered up some suggestions. First, turn everything off and on again. That didn't work. Next, replace the hardware. That also didn't work. After, add more Technicians to see if sheer numbers would be able to fix it. Still no. Fed up with the IT Departments lack of results the evil genius decided to hand them their 'resignation' notice. Only after did the culprit behind the technical difficulties reveal herself, speaking through one of the computers: the world’s greatest hacker, Janet Bombe, taunting the evil genius about how someone could have so much neat stuff, yet be squandering it so badly. After an ignored demand to get out of the computers, the evil genius orders the IT Department to trace the signal until they realize, whoops! They're all dead. After some minor IT departmental restructuring, and a wild goose chase around the globe chasing proxies, they finally found the location where the signal was coming from. The technical problems in the lair was solved, but the hacker was no where to be found...Technical Difficulties 2: Electric Boogaloo
Hack The Janet
Dr. Magnolia Ming
Going Green
Poisin' Ivy
Steal Magnolia's...
Naomi Sorayama (and I.R.I.S.)
I, Robotistic
I Spy With My Cybernetically Enhanced Eye
When You Cut Me, Do I Not Lubricate
Jubei
Strike Like The Wind. An Angry, Homicidal Wind.
Jubei, an old but very capable former samurai, contacts the evil genius to tell them to stay out of their way or else. The evil genius responds that Jubei is now in their way and must now be removed. Tapping into their criminal networks the evil genius pieces together from clues collected that Jubei had killed a lot, and I mean A LOT, of people in his dojo back in his younger days. After looking into the forensic investigation, and some bribes to the local ramen joint owner, the evil genius is eventually able to locate where Jubei is hiding and sends an overwhelming horde of minions to take him out. Unfortunately, Jubei then reveals that this was a trap to get the evil genius to empty their lair, and has sent one of their top students take out the evil genius themselves now that the lair is understaffed. Luckily, minions are easy to replace, and after a spectacular invasion attempt, Jubei's student is captured and detained. The student however, gives an ominous warning that Jubei won't take this lying down...Wind Wars: The Wind Strikes Back
There's No School Like New School
Espectro (DLC)
Giving Up The Ghost
The Feasting Shark ~ Sir Daniel
Up In Arms ~ Full Metal Jackie
Vox Pop - Eli ~ Eli Barracuda Jr.
Bombe's Away ~ Janet Bombe
Ghost Of A Chance
Crossing Over
Super Agents Side Stories
In General
As you continue your fiendish operations on the World Stage, the Forces of Justice won't just look the other way as your infamy grows (They have a reputation to uphold after all). In response, they'll send their best of the best in terms of do-goodering to foil your march towards world conquest; Super Agents. Each one a dangerous combination of two normal agents, and when they take notice, do what they do best and ruin your lair, and your life. If you want to make sure they won't cause future trouble, then you'll need to take the fight to them.
Agent X (P.A.T.R.I.O.T.)
The Star Spangled Planner
Uncle Sam
Manifest Entropy
X Agent
The Blue Saint (S.M.A.S.H.)
El Corazón del Luchador
Técnicos y Rudos
Lucha Libre
Malagueña Peligrosa
Symmetry (A.N.V.I.L.)
Thy Fearful Symmetry
Spying In Wait
Where In The World Is Symmetry?
Imbalance of Power
Wrecking Bola (S.A.B.R.E.)
Demolition Women
Establishing A Wrecking Order
The Brave And The Bola
The Wreckoning
Atomic Olga (H.A.M.M.E.R.)
Daughter of The Atom
The Atomic Age
Up And Atom
Pride Goeth Before The Fallout
Ms. Foxworth (Steele Programme)
An Unbreakable Bond
Steele Magnolia's
Cunning As Foxworth
The Melting Point Of Steele
Loot Side Stories
In General
No plan for world domination is complete without picking up some trophies along the way, right? How else can you rub it into the collective faces of the Forces of Justice about how powerless they are to stop you if you have nothing to show for it? The minions seem to think so anyway, and anything to keep them content (and more importantly working) is a plus in your book. It also helps that they really make your lair truly worthy of an evil genius such as yourself.
A.N.V.I.L. Loot
To Catch 40 Thieves/Arabian Jars
Outback Stakeout/Bush Tucker BBQ
Keep Calm And Carrion/Carrion Flower
Roll Out The Red Carpet/Magic Carpet
Reign Of Terra/Terracotta Army
H.A.M.M.E.R Loot
Outta Time/Broken Time Machine
Hearts and Masterminds/Cupid's Arrow
The World is Hot Enough/Flame of Prometheus
Egg Hunt/Giant Egg
The Stone Philosophers/Meditation Stone
Outside The Box/Pandora's Box
Say My Name/Rumpelstiltskin's Wheel
The Once And Future Thing/Sword in the Stone
Troy Story/Trojan Horse
It begins when an interesting record is found from an otherwise disappointing A.N.V.I.L. base raid. After some recon work due to the updated security, the evil genius realizes that it contained the original Trojan Horse! After yelling at the minions for ignoring such a prize, they decide take a page out of the Iliad and concoct a plan that Odysseus himself would consider worthy to gain entry into the base and easily take the Trojan Horse for themselves. In a minor stroke of genius, they then use the Trojan Horse on the exact same base to rob it blind. Happy with the schemes success, the minions brought the Trojan Horse back to the lair, though they needed to bring it back in pieces for some reason. Once reassembled, the reason showed itself: the horse was filled with Soldiers from the Forces of Justice! After an intense brawl, the evil genius had come to the conclusion that the access hatch was too much of a liability if anyone could use it, so they had the hatch glued shut and the Trojan Horse kept somewhere in the back where no one would be able to easily get at it or in it.Twinkle Twinkle Little Tsar/Tsar Bomb
P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Loot
North by North/Aurora Borealis
Any Fort In A Storm/Doors of Fort Knox
High on the Hog/Flying Pig
Agent X once said that the world would be yours once pigs flew. Sure, he was exaggerating, but why not have some fun and get literal to spite him? Now, if anyone has information about flying pigs, it would be P.A.T.R.I.O.T.'s own National News Archives. However, it would take far to long searching through everything while onsite, so the evil genius has their minions just steal everything and bring it back to look though at their leisure. As it turns out, there is mention of a flying pig, made by the company Ludo Technologies. After some 'forceful' investigation and a raid on one of their warehouses where the flying pig is being kept, the evil genius is ready to rub it in Agent X's face...until they actually see the flying pig themselves. As it turns out, it's not an actual flying pig, but a kids ride you would find outside a grocery store or such. Disgusted, the evil genius states that they should never speak of this incident again.Too Darn Hot/Hubbard Slice
Syruptitious/Maple Syrup Dispenser
Meteor Not, Here I Come/Meteor
Roswell That Ends Well/Ray Gun Dispenser
The P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Gains/Declaration of Independence
You want to rule the world. America is part of the world. If you steal the Declaration of Independence, they'll have to fall in line right? Going for the nice approach, the evil genius sends some minions to the Oval Office to ask if they can permanently 'borrow' the Declaration. Unfortunately, nothing they said would let them take it, not even saying that there was a secret map on the back that would lead to a hidden treasure. Seeing as asking politely didn't work, the evil genius sends some minions to pose as a tourist group to scout out the National Archives so they can steal it directly. However, Agent X caught wind of the sinister plot and, after putting together a crack team of hard-boiled detectives, went straight to the evil geniuses island lair to put a stop to their nefarious plans. This however was easier said than done, and Agent X was beaten back before he could interfere too thoroughly. Realizing that P.A.T.R.I.O.T. takes the security of the Declaration very seriously, they put their minions through extra training to turn them into a crack team that can pierce through the National Archives defenses. And by both land and sea, the minions were able to declare the documents independence. Upon returning to the lair, they made a startling discovery: the back of the Declaration really did have a secret treasure map, hidden by Benjamin Franklin himself! Happy with this turn of events, the evil genius dispatched their crew to Philadelphia to claim this final prize.With Liberty & Justice For You/Statue of Liberty's Torch
Sweet Charity/World's Largest Piggy Bank
S.A.B.R.E. Loot
Wake Me Up Before You Dodo/Dodo Educator
What's Mine Is Mine/King Solomon's Mines
Pharaoh is Foul, Foul is Pharaoh/The Sarcophagus
Them Bones/World's Oldest Bones
S.M.A.S.H. Loot
Hidden Gems/Colombian Emerald
Two-Faced/Dr. Jekyll's Potion
How To Get A Head In Life/Easter Island Head
Other Loot
