Earl's family is chosen to be the spokespeople for WESAYSO, but Earl is replaced with Earl's friend, Roy.
Tropes:
- Loophole Abuse: When Earl says Roy cannot enter the spokespeople test because he doesn't have a family, Roy says he's an one-person family and all members get along.
- Pragmatic Villainy: The more the idea of ripping off the heads of everyone who criticizes WESAYSO pleases Mr. Richfield, he won't do it because it's not budget-wise.
- Shout-Out: The title is based on Father Knows Best.
- What the Hell, Hero?: Fran calls out on Earl for letting WESAYSO dictating what he must do and asks if it was worth it. Earl's shame shows that it wasn't.