Hayley and Jeff move into their van and start living life on the highway after Hayley fears having a boring life following a promotion at work. Meanwhile, Francine and Steve are haunted by an Uber driver whom they rated poorly.
Tropes
- Bookends: The episode begins and ends with Hayley working at Sub Hub, only that one of her co-workers doesn't commit suicide this time.
- Disproportionate Retribution: The Uber driver that Steve and Francine rated poorly stalks them to threaten their lives.
- Explain, Explain... Oh, Crap!: Upon arriving in Brazil, Hayley begins to envision all the influencer pictures she's going to take before realizing that everyone is a slave.
- Title Drop: Stan says the episode's title after he gives Hayley the day planner.Stan: Welcome to the long march.
- Too Dumb to Live: Even though he's currently being mutilated by the Uber driver stalking Francine and Steve, Klaus still antagonizes him with low ratings.
- You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: When influencers become slightly less trendy, they're sent to the company's farm in South America to work as slave labor.
