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"Not even the great voice work of Neil Patrick Harris as Peter Parker/Spider-man could save this train wreck of a series that aired on MTV in 2003... Any fans of Aunt May out there? Well if so, too bad. MTV execs decided that viewers would tune out if they saw an old lady on screen. Maybe this is the reason that Aunt May is so MILFy in The Spectacular Spider-Man"

"Flashback was a favourite game of mine back in retro times, with its rotoscoped animation, mold-breaking action-step-platformer gameplay and adorably bad story. But when it's remade in full 3D so the rotoscoped animation becomes just another 3D model wandering around non-committedly trying to decide whether or not they're going to acknowledge the physics engine, I despair. Even more so when they turn a fairly neutral but basically relateable main character into the world's biggest quipping douchebag until the story shifts from adorably bad to just plain bad."

"Remember that scene in the Stargate SG-1 episode 200 (one of my favourites of that series – ‘make it spin!’) where the producer touts the idea of replacing all of the adults in the series with kids and we see an excruciatingly funny sequence of hot kids playing the roles of Mitchell, Vala, etc…? I thought we had dropped into that universe during the climax when Icheb turns on the bully boy Borg and exclaims (as much as this actor can emote, anyway) ‘what you say? I thought we were a Collective!’ What has happened to the Trek universe? This is so abysmally childish I can only think that the monkeys are tapping away at the keyboards again...All you would need are establishing shots of the Borg Cube with hip pop music (the same way they establish schools in shows like Buffy) to add the finishing touches to this painful science fiction version of 90210, Borg style."
Doc Oho on Star Trek: Voyager, "Collective"

"[Colin] Farrell here seems less like the leader of a gang than the lead singer in a boy band, and indeed he and the boys spend time arguing about their billing. Should it be the James Gang? The James-Younger Gang? The Younger-James Gang? (Naw, that sounds like there’s an Older James Gang)...When did cowboys become teen pop idols?"
Roger Ebert on American Outlaws (2001)

George Lucas: So, do you like Darth Vader?
Oswalt: Do I like Darth Vader? Oh god I LOVE Darth Vader!
Lucas: Well, in the first movie you get to see him as a little kid.
Oswalt: (downcast) Yeah, well...I kind of like the helmet and the cape and the sword, you know?
Lucas: Well, don't worry about that, because guess who's in the second movie? Boba Fett!
Oswalt: Holy shit! Boba Fett?! That's even better than Darth!
Lucas: Yeah, and in the second movie, you get to see him as a little kid!
Oswalt: (getting irritable) Oh. Well, I kind of just like where he's a bounty hunter and he's shooting people and stuff.
Lucas: You seem sad.
Oswalt: Yes, I don't give a fuck about any of that stuff. That sounds... horrible. I would never go see that.
Lucas: Would you like some ice cream?
Oswalt: Heh! Why, yes, I would l like some ice cream. That would be very nice!
Lucas: Well here's a big sack of rock salt!
Oswalt: What?! You said I'd be getting ice cream!
Lucas: Well, when you add the cream and sugar and ice and flavoring, and do a little—
Oswalt: I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT WHERE THE STUFF I LOVE COMES FROM! I JUST LOVE THE STUFF I LOVE! Hey, do you love Angelina Jolie, does she give you a big boner? Well then here's Jon Voight's ballsack!
Patton Oswalt on the Star Wars prequel saga

Jay: Well, speaking of things they'd update, I didn't this realize until recently: the first Ghostbusters? Sigourney Weaver was, like, 36 when they made that movie. And the equivalent of her character, if they made this now... No studio would cast a 36-year-old actress. It'd be someone late twenties, maybe 30 at the most.
Mike: How old is Bill Murray here, 48?
Jay: (laughs) I know Harold Ramis was 40 when he made this movie. And that's the same thing, yeah: these guys are all too old! You can't have them as the lead in your movie!
Mike: But it's believable. 'Cuz they're older dudes who work in a university as frauds.
Rich: The fact that they're schlubs is just what makes it work.

"Trek ’09 simply benefits from having a younger, hotter cast. Simply put, not being forced to watch a pudgy android trying to be an action star improves things vastly for most viewers."

"What is wrong with you? You had a group of amazing actors, titans of Science Fiction... and instead of casting Mark Hamill you replace everyone with the main actors from She's All That?!"

"Supposedly, Antonio Banderas was in the running for the Phantom, but (Andrew Lloyd) Webber decided he wanted somebody who was younger and sexier. Banderas, for the record, is about 10 years older than (Gerard) Butler but has more range to him as an actor (possibly because he’s had more experience). He’s also got sex appeal out the wazoo, but more due to natural charisma than rugged good looks. In other words, he could have done a Phantom who had some sex appeal while also playing somebody who is physically ugly. Also, no offense to Mr. Butler, but Banderas has it all over him when it comes to singing the title song."

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