Bill: Well, hopefully her pain will subside when a sweet, emo Frankensteins kid falls in love with her.
Mike: Followed by a gorgeous but misunderstood Mummy kid.
Kevin: Then a sad, sexy skeleton boy.
Bill: Then a few more rivals for her love will show up. A sweet, sensitive devil teen...
Mike: And a hunky but perfectly adorable ghost boy.
Kevin: Joined soon after by a beautiful, poetic Creature of the Black Lagoon kid, who gets so heart-broken, he flushes himself down the toilet.
Bill: Yes, all of them in love with the drippy girl.
Mike: Followed by a gorgeous but misunderstood Mummy kid.
Kevin: Then a sad, sexy skeleton boy.
Bill: Then a few more rivals for her love will show up. A sweet, sensitive devil teen...
Mike: And a hunky but perfectly adorable ghost boy.
Kevin: Joined soon after by a beautiful, poetic Creature of the Black Lagoon kid, who gets so heart-broken, he flushes himself down the toilet.
Bill: Yes, all of them in love with the drippy girl.
Fjord: Are you flirting with the fucking minotaur?
Nott: He is fucking hot.
Nott: He is fucking hot.
— Critical Role, "Feral Business"
Had you coiled round my arm
How could you ever know?
How I loved your diamond eyes
But that was long ago—go now, you've been set free
Another month or so you'll be poisoning me
With your lovely smile.
I see you slither away with your skin and your tail
Your flickering tongue and your rattling scales
Like a real reptile.
How could you ever know?
How I loved your diamond eyes
But that was long ago—go now, you've been set free
Another month or so you'll be poisoning me
With your lovely smile.
I see you slither away with your skin and your tail
Your flickering tongue and your rattling scales
Like a real reptile.
— Reptile by The Church
Oh, wow! You're real beast!... That was a compliment.
