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-> ''"Maybe a cold washcloth will revitalize you. Oh, its not wet enough!"''
-->-- Dr Jerry Attriks, ''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz'' ''Borderline Forever''

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->''"Just stick da bone back in."''

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->''"Just stick da bone back in."''\\
''"It just needs a stitch or two.
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'''Quinn:''' Yep. [[RealityEnsues Did more damage to myself than the bullets did.]]

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'''Quinn:''' Yep. [[RealityEnsues [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Did more damage to myself than the bullets did.]]
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-->-- '''The Medic''' from ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

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-->-- '''The Medic''' from Medic''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
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-> ''"Your physician presented you with a potion of the most peculiar sorts. It had neither odor nor taste and possessed the appearance of liquid silver. The metallic potion was easy enough to ingest and you could not understand why this was the risky treatment option"''
-->-- ''VideoGame/CrusaderKings''
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->'''Heavy:''' [''during open-heart surgery'']] Should I be awake for this?\\

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->'''Heavy:''' [''during open-heart surgery'']] surgery''] Should I be awake for this?\\
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->'''Heavy:''' [''during open-heart surgery'']] Should I be awake for this?\\
'''Medic:''' (''laughs'') Well...no. But as long as you are, could you hold your ribcage open a bit?
-->-- ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'', ''Meet the Medic''
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->'''Chris:''' Just so we’re clear on this, Raphael was definitely in a coma for several days, right? And then just got better from being jammed into a bathtub?\\
'''Matt''': That’s the long and short of it.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-1990-pa// on]] ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1990''

->''"Morgan seems to remember that she has a sucking torso wound, but the only thing she does to treat it is to [[HealItWithBooze empty half a bottle of liquor on it]] and goes right back to work. I'm sure that'll clear the impending infection right up. "''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/cutthroat-island/ on]] ''Film/CutthroatIsland''

->''"''[T]''here's a reason why games use healing power-ups [[HealThyself that automatically restore your health by just walking over them]]. It's because gamers don't want to stop every 30 seconds or so to go through a laborious 10-step process for healing their character. Which brings us to ''VideoGame/{{Metal Gear|Solid3SnakeEater}}''[='s=] elaborate "cure menu," in which players could treat all sorts of ailments by choosing from a long-ass list of procedures... With all of this attention to detail, there isn't even a logical order in which the medical procedures have to be completed. You can stitch a wound shut, wrap a bandage around it, [[SkewedPriorities and only then remember to]] dig out the bullet that's still lodged inside."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21031_5-hilariously-failed-attempts-at-video-game-realism-pt.-2_p2.html "5 Hilarious Failed Attempts at Video Game Realism Part 2"]]

->''"Hey, you wrapped a cloth around his shirt. And not even completely over the wound. Good as new!"''
-->--'''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''' on ''{{Series/Charmed|1998}}'' Season 8

->''"Rory’s gone and [[TheyKilledKennyAgain died again]], so we’ve got to get that fixed by way of an enormously accurate and helpful depiction of CPR that you should watch closely and be sure to try if you’re ever in a position to provide lifesaving medical care for a friend or loved one."''
-->--'''El Sandifer''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'' ([[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E3TheCurseoftheBlackSpot "Curse of the Black Spot"]])



->''"You treated and bandaged the bullet wound to my '''FUCKING UNIFORM!"'''''
-->--'''LetsPlay/TheDarkId''' (as Leon S. Kennedy) to Ada, ''[[http://lparchive.org/RE2&3/Update%2030/ Let's Play Resident Evil 2 & 3]]''

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