Quotes / Who Murdered the Asshole

Mona's murder, is no surprise to anyone because of the horrible way she treated everyone.
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When Chief Rash asks himself [']who would like to see Mona Dearly dead?' the same answer keeps coming back —
Who wouldn't...?

—The introduction to Drowning Mona's official website

"He's dead"
[Beat]
"'Not the dickhead', what do you want me to say?!?"

—Vine

I mean, here we are, busting a gut to find out who killed Martin Barrett, and everyone's glad he's dead!

— DC Jones, Midsomer Murders, "Down Among the Dead Men"

I stopped asking myself why the killer hated Kotch; everybody hated Kotch!

— Dr. Mark Sloan, Diagnosis: Murder, "The Busy Body"

Brian Griffin: Look, whoever the killer is, they had a reason for wanting James Woods dead. Now who here has a motive?

Lois Griffin: Well, according to James Woods, we all did. He brought us here to make amends with us.

Adam West: But he wronged one of us enough to want revenge. The question is, who?

— Family Guy, "Family Guy S 9 E 1 And Then There Were Fewer"

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