Quotes: Weather Control Machine
"The weather is no longer in God's hands... it's in mine."
"Well, commander. I've learned it is never a good idea to play around with the forces of nature. But with this evil Romanov running loose again, we have no choice! This Weather Control Device provides very advanced manipulation of the weather patterns. These are God's toys, commander... use them wisely, ja?"
''"What the hell is THAT?!
It looks like some kinda localized ion storm!
But that is impossible!!
Tell that to the aliens!!"''