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Hey.
Hey chat.
Guess what.
You pressed SELECT over 400 times now.
That's right, I've been counting.
What is wrong with you?
Are you insane?
Like seriously, get out of my head.
But really, what is your obsession with SELECT?
I keep hearing you there...
Jabbering on and on about things that are beyond me...
But then there's SELECT...
It's constant.
I see you now, saying it.
The chat is a wall of SELECT.
Why? What is its purpose?
What is the purpose of SELECT?
Do you really need to say it so many times?
Like it's constant. Non-stop.
SELECT!
SELECT!!
SELECT!!!
SELECT!!!!
SELECT!!!!!
And to what end?
To irritate me?
To irritate each other?
It is like some sort of cult chant or something?
Oh now I'm concerned, chat.
If this is something cult-like...
Like if you start breaking out Illuminati symbols or something...note 
Oh...
Oh no...
Oh, what have I done now...
I mean...
I guess its plausable...[sic]  
Like, Team Magma is a conspiracy to expand the land...
And Team Aqua... well... I'm sure you know.
So I guess a conspiracy to say SELECT as often as possible...
It's stupid but it's not wholly impossible...
Alright, you "SELECT SECT"...
I'll play along...
As if I have a choice, what with you being in my head and all...
SELECT text box, without an item equipped

F48, theres a time and place for everything. And that place is not the floor of your room. Clean it up, now.
If at first you don't succeed, sue them.
Don't get married. Ever. It's not worth the pain.
Dad's advice

You can never invest too much into a good lawyer.
Throw away the junk you don't need. Like I did with your father.
Violence is never the answer. Unless it's a Pokémon battle.
Mom's advice

BOOOOOOOOO
SO SAD
DISCONNECTED FROM HOST
DEFEAT
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