"Who gives haircuts by force?"
— Carly Shay, "iFind Lewbert's Lost Love", iCarly
Homer Lee Hunnicutt was nothin' but a hippie
Walkin' through this world without a care
Then one day six strappin' brave policemen
Held down Homer Lee and cut his hair
— Kris Kristofferson, "The Law is for Protection of the People"
Cersei sat as still as a stone statue as the shears clicked. Drifts of golden hair fell to the floor. She had not been allowed to tend it properly penned up in this cell, but even unwashed and tangled it shone where the sun touched it. My crown, the queen thought. They took the other crown away from me, and now they are stealing this one as well.
