History Quotes / TrashTalk

->''"More! You cannot stop the oncoming storm! So many lines! It's like [[SexDrugsAndRockAndRoll Studio 54]] there's so many lines going on! You see that? ''Bam!'' Right there! Pieces locked in ''perfectly!'' I am perfect and flawless like an [=AI!=] Look at that! Logically-placed! Thinking of the future! A solid strategy! [[MundaneMadeAwesome I'm talking shit with Tetris!]] You got ''nothing!'' Man, I'll play this in a park and I'll ''take your money!'' What's this? ''Uh!'' Drop a line! I don't even ''need'' to see where it goes! I ''know!'' I just ''know'' where it'll fall! BAM! Trash talking' chess! You got ''nothing!'' What, what? This is MY house! MY immaculately-constructed house! Blocks are going everywhere, lookithat, drop right down! I’m keepin' even lines, no holes! No holes, unlike ''YourMom!'' BURN! Lookithat drop, oh, oh, oh, oh, BAM! You gonna let me talk to you like that? Yeah you are, because you’re my BITCH! My ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'' bitch!"''
-->-- '''pipes!''', [[LetsPlay/FreelanceAstronauts Freelance Astronaut]], during ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'' multiplayer

->''"Wow, it's almost like I'm a seasoned warrior and you two are glorified pickpockets! Imagine that!"''
-->-- '''Belkar Bitterleaf''' humiliating [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0613.html the elite of the Thieves' Guild]], ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->''"I haven't had a fight this easy since Grandma [[KindheartedCatLover rescued that feral kitten]]. Don't feel bad though, Fluffyluffykins was pretty tough for a four-week-old."''
->''"Hm, you guys would make good practice for my little sister. Actually... nah. Five-year-olds tend to get bored quickly when there's no challenge for 'em, you know?"''
->''"Hm?... Oh sorry, must've dozed off. Your fighting style will do that to a girl, y'know?"''
-->-- '''[[LittleMissBadass Player character]]''', ''Dead Metal''

->''"You bowl like your momma. Unless of course she bowls well, in which case you bowl nothing like her."''
-->-- '''Sheldon Cooper''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

-> ''Are you guys talking to me? I mean you see me? I can talk trash to people and even touch them. To be alive is a wonderful thing!''

->'''Rex:''' Your costumes are atrocious.\\
'''Rex III:''' Your so-called pig looks malnourished. What do you feed the little runt?\\
'''Gerald:''' You walk like you've got an umbrella in your pants!\\
'''Phil:''' You couldn't catch this pig if your life depended on it, you broken-down old fossil!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'', "The Pig War"

->'''[[EvilTwin Satan Girl]]:''' It'll blow us both to bits if we touch any substance there without force-shields or matter-conversion. I can just wait you out. You'll come back, or you'll be atomized. Either way, I win.\\
'''Supergirl:''' Oh, will you? I thought for certain that you wanted to tear me apart with your own hands. Except it hasn't been that easy, has it? Maybe you're just not up to it, after all... since you're just a pretty pathetic copy of me.\\
'''Satan Girl:''' YOU...
-->-- ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''

->'''Vegeta:''' Oh-ho-ho, this is precious! You expect to beat ''me'' with this automaton o' fun?\\
'''19:''' Registering Insult. ''[beep beep beep]'' Retort: You are short and your hairline is receding.\\
'''Vegeta:''' (sarcastically) Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, ''scathing.''
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Melone:''' You can't defeat my stand, Babyface\\
'''Bruno:''' More like ''Gay''byface\\
'''Melone:''' You have defeated me.
-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P-Q-ZABeZE LEAKED JOJO GOLDEN WIND MOVIE]]

->''Face me if you dare, stunted whelp, or do you lack even an Elven maid's courage? I thought the Sons of Grungni were great warriors, but perhaps you are no true Dwarf. Indeed, maybe you are instead some breed of bearded goblin, though in truth, I have seen a finer beard on a Troll's back-side.''
-->-- '''[[HeroKiller Wulfrik the Wanderer]]''' to the Dwarf king Thurbad Stonebeard, ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasy''

->'''Ramses:''' You guys had better hurry up. Ten minutes are left in class, and you still need to shower and change.\\
'''Rosalind:''' We'll finish this in 2 minutes. Not a second over.\\
(Later, after Claude is eliminated)\\
'''Claude:''' It appears you didn't finish this in two minutes, Miss Waldo.
-->-- ''Fanfic/SoulEaterZeta''

->'''[[Franchise/GreenLantern Hal Jordan]]:''' "Come on, Gardner, if you think you can do it."\\
'''John Stewart:''' "Back off, Hal. Mr. Moe Howard Haircut 'n' me started this fight. And we're gonna be the ones to finish it."\\
'''Guy Gardner:''' "Wrong, boy. I'm gonna be the one to finish it."
-->-- ''Fanfic/WithThisRingGreenLantern''

->'''ComicBook/MaryMarvel:''' "Two superwomen. Fine. I've hardly ever encountered girls I can duke it out with. What'll it be, honeys, two out of three falls?"\\
'''Black Beauty:''' "Don't be so smartmouthed before the fight, honey. Save it till after... if you're alive!"\\
'''Illyria''': "And after the first fall, weakling girl, there will be no need for another."
-->-- ''Fanfic/HereThereBeMonsters''

-> ''You dare attack me?! I'll shred the spacetime in which you float! I'll unravel the matter and the naught and the very '''all''' of you!!!''
-->-- '''Gosh the Butterfly of Iron,''' ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob''

-> ''I cannot fault you for trying to stop me, Superman! It is what I would do were the situation reversed! But you cannot stop me! I am more powerful... faster... and far more experienced!''
-->-- '''[[Characters/SupermanSupportingCast Vartox]]'''

-> ''I'm terribly strong, you know.''
-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Bananaman}}'''

-> '''''Hulk is strongest one there is!'''''
-->-- '''Comicbook/TheIncredibleHulk'''

-> '''Huey:''' I was ''born'' ready!\\
'''Violet:''' If you are as prepared as a helpless baby, then I will beat you easily! [[ApologeticAttacker Apologies]], [[CoolBigSis Lena]] told me that friendly smack talk is expected in competitions such as these.\\
'''Lena:''' ''Call him a clown!''\\
'''Violet:''' Clown!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017''

->''"Hey, Viv, it's red, round, and weighs about six ounces."''
-->-- Cricketer '''Greg Thomas''' to '''Viv Richards''' on his miss-swings

->''"You know what it looks like, man, now go fetch it."''
-->-- Cricketer '''Viv Richards''' to '''Greg Thomas''' after hitting the next delivery out of the ground

->'''Franchise/{{Superman}}:''' Captain Marvel! This time I won't give you the chance to harm innocent bystanders! This time you're fighting me alone-- and I'm going to smash you like the insect you are!\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Shazam}} Captain Marvel]]:''' Superman! You wanted a fight, mister-- and now you've got it! But if there's any smashing to be done, I'm the guy who'll do it-- starting right now!
-->-- ''ComicBook/SupermanVsShazam''

->''You have misused your power. I am here to return you to the cosmos.''
-->-- '''Trelaina,''' speaking to Prince Zordar, ''[[Anime/SpaceBattleshipYamato Star Blazers]]''

-> ''You're a third-rate Duelist with a fourth-rate Deck!''

-->--- '''Sheldon Cooper''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

-> ''You're a'' third-rate ''Duelist with a'' fourth-rate ''Deck!''

-> ''You dare attack me?! I'll shred the spacetime in which you float! I'll unravel the matter and the naught and the very ''all'' of you!!!''

-> ''You dare attack me?! I'll shred the spacetime in which you float! I'll unravel the matter and the naught and the very all of you!!!''

-->-- '''Trelaina,''' speaking to Prince Zordar, [[Anime/SpaceBattleshipYamato Star Blazers]]

->''"Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake."''
-->--- '''Shadow the Hedgehog''', ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2''