"Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty!
Chill me, thrill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night!"
I wanna be dirty!
Chill me, thrill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night!"
—Janet Weiss to Rocky Horror, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Husband: I don't know where that Skunk Ape sleeps, but I do know that he had impure relations with my wife.
Wife: That is true, he committed lewd acts upon me and my person!
Wife: That is true, he committed lewd acts upon me and my person!
Bruce: I heard that the monster is soooo big!
Chauncey: Well I bet he's got his eye on ME!
Bruce: For your information, everyone knows monsters prefer blondes!
Chauncey: Well I bet he's got his eye on ME!
Bruce: For your information, everyone knows monsters prefer blondes!
"I slowly learned that the thing that raped my mother and fathered me was no living feeling man, but a malignant force of cancer that refused to be destroyed."
—James Eastman on Caleb Croft, Grave of the Vampire
Spiro: Fantastic idea for a movie! Martians diddling the women of the universe.
Stanley Putterman: Yeah, yeah, yeah... you got it, Spiro. Intergalactic swingers.
Stanley Putterman: Yeah, yeah, yeah... you got it, Spiro. Intergalactic swingers.
"I've lived for almost ten thousand years. Believe me, you have no idea what that means: Boredom. Everlasting and hideous boredom. A neverending search for ways to pass the time... and mating with a human female is one of the few I enjoy."
—Count Magnus Lee, Vampire Hunter D
