Quotes / This Is My Side

"Look, we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the centre of the facility! And one half will be where you live, and I'll live in the other half. We won't have to try to kill each other, or even talk if we don't feel like it!"
GLaDOS, Portal

Marty: Okay, you all have your side, and I'll have mine. And if you need me, I'll be over here, on the fun side of the island, havin' a good old time!
Alex: That's not the fun side! This is the fun side! This is the fun side, where we're gonna have a great time surviving until we go home! Ooh, I love this side! This side's the best! That side STINKS! You're on the Jersey side of this cesspool!