Quotes: The Scrounger

Where did you get your hands on some Saurian Brandy?
Nog: It's a busy starbase. I may be a cadet but I'm still a Ferengi.

(Radar managed to procure an incubator for the camp after Hawkeye and Trapper had failed)
Trapper: We went all the way to a two-star general!
Hawkeye: And a little corporal will lead them.
Radar: Well, next time you should start at the top.
Mash

"When scrounging for goods you can get cheap, fast, or high quality. Pick two."