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->'''Grim:''' Is this the website?\\
'''Wiggly:''' No, you typed it wrong. There are two S's in--\\
'''Grim:''' WHOA! Hey now, don't look at this! [[HarmfulToMinors This isn't for children to see!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'', "The Secret Snake Club"
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-->--'''Phillip J. Fry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

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-->--'''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''', "I Am Furious Yellow"

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-->-- Creator/ScottAdams, ''The Dilbert Future''

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Creator/{{Scott Adams|Cartoonist}}, ''Literature/TheDilbertFuture''

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->''"Welcome to Google Feud, the game where ''you'' try to guess what Google's gonna guess when ''you're'' trying to look up porn! Unless you're not looking up porn, and if you're not, what are you doing with your life? Come on! What else is the internet for?"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G8cLQZ2Djk Google Feud]]''

->'''Harry Pancake, Tumblr CEO:''' Conservatively, what percentage of our platform is porn? \\
'''Assistant:''' Nine... (9%)\\
'''Harry Pancake, Tumblr CEO:''' Nine percent? \\
'''Assistant:''' Ninety... (90%)\\
'''Harry Pancake, Tumblr CEO:''' ''NINETY?!'' \\
'''Assistant:''' ...eight. (98%)\\
'''Harry Pancake, Tumblr CEO:''' ''AAAAHHHHH!!!''
-->-- '''Website/CollegeHumor''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtUuab1Aqg0 Tumblr CEO: No More Porn]]''



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-->--'''Michael Swaim,''' ''WebVideo/AgentsOfCracked'', episode 1x05: "The Web of Sites"

->''I'm not paying a hundred bucks for porn. I've got the internet, dammit''.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on why he won't review ''Lost Girls''

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-->--'''Michael Swaim,''' -->-- '''Michael Swaim''', ''WebVideo/AgentsOfCracked'', episode 1x05: "The Web of Sites"

->''I'm not paying a hundred bucks for porn. I've got the internet, dammit''.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall
dammit.''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall
Linkara]]''' on why he won't review ''Lost Girls''



-->--'''WebVideo/BrandonsCultMovieReviews''', ''Bordello of Blood''

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->''"Welcome to Google Feud, the game where ''you'' try to guess what Google's gonna guess when ''you're'' trying to look up porn! Unless you're not looking up porn, and if you're not, what are you doing with your life? Come on! What else is the internet for?"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G8cLQZ2Djk Google Feud]]''

->'''Harry Pancake, Tumblr CEO:''' Conservatively, what percentage of our platform is porn? \\
'''Assistant:''' Nine... (9%)\\
'''Harry Pancake, Tumblr CEO:''' Nine percent? \\
'''Assistant:''' Ninety... (90%)\\
'''Harry Pancake, Tumblr CEO:''' ''NINETY?!'' \\
'''Assistant:''' ...eight. (98%)\\
'''Harry Pancake, Tumblr CEO:''' ''AAAAHHHHH!!!''
-->-- '''Website/CollegeHumor''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtUuab1Aqg0 Tumblr CEO: No More Porn]]''
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->'''Jay''': What the fuck is the Internet?\\
'''Holden''': The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

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'''Holden''': '''Holden:''' The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.



-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G8cLQZ2Djk Google Feud]]''

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-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}''', '''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G8cLQZ2Djk Google Feud]]''
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->'''Ed:''' So then porn...\\
There is a drug inside my head.\\
I just have to turn it on, fall into the screen, and I'm gone,\\
And no one talks about this at all. Oh, people laugh, oh, the hilarious scenarios:\\
The pizza man, the pool guy. We laugh it away, but that's what so insidious.
->This monster hides, subliminally corroding our minds, and I know it's complicated! I read all the articles,\\
I'm not some prude, religious conservative. I support sex workers, and sex positivity!\\
Let me take just a moment to signal my virtues by telling you all my pornography prefences.\\
'''Karly:''' You know I actually used to like porn? [[PornWithPlot I loved the ones with a story]], the female directed stuff.\\
[[GirlOnGirlIsHot Lesbian]], step-sibling, massage, perfect European villas, good lighting and lingerie.\\
I love it when they make love, and you're like "Oh, that! That, that, that is the sex that ''I'' want!"\\
It can be so beautiful when two performers lock eyes, and you can see the joy and communion,\\
The ancient divine union of sex! We all know what sex is, right?! It's fucking god!\\
But porn is solitaire, scentless and safe! We have sucked the sacrament out of sex!
->'''Ed:''' Sex should be a rite of passage, but our kids are watching fisting pissing hitting pounding, and I don't wanna shame anyone's kink! [[SafeSaneAndConsensual It's fine if it's consensual.]]\\
But there's a level of psychological complexity there that I certainly didn't understand at 13! Much less at 11, or ''9'', it's catastrophic!\\
There is an erectile dysfunction epidemic that NOBODY talks about!\\
You know at least drug addicts and alcoholics are kind of cool,​\\
Musicians, artists, their redemption stories are honored!\\
Someone has an AA chip, "good on you bro!"\\
But ''PORN?!'' No way, man!\\
No one ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' honors that!
->'''Karly:''' And the porn dudes are always the ones that become such shits! The petty whiplash cruelty of a ManChild scorned!
->'''Men:''' '''''[[VoiceOfTheLegion YEAH I WOULDN’T HAVE FUCKED YOU ANYWAY YOU’RE ABOUT A 5, UGLY AND FAT WITH SHIT HAIR. A REPRESSED AND UNFEMININE LUMP. UNFUCKABLE CUNT. YOU NEED TO BE GAGGED.]]'''''
->'''Karly:''' ''You'' need to be gagged!
-->-- "Solo", Theatre/{{Octet}}

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->[[MotorMouth Yeah man I tell you what that dang ol' internet man you just go right on there and point and click get that talking about w-w-dot-w-com mean you got them- got nekkid chicks on there man just go click click clickclickclickclickclickclickclick it's real easy man.]]

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->[[MotorMouth Yeah "Yeah man I tell you what that dang ol' internet man you just go right on there and point and click get that talking about w-w-dot-w-com mean you got them- got nekkid chicks on there man just go click click clickclickclickclickclickclickclick it's real easy man.]]"]]



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->''"I get my love in a digital package."''

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