History Quotes / TheCastShowoff

->''"When the Doctor turns up on stage [[{{Theatre/Pagliacci}} looking like a complete clown]], it pretty much summed up my feelings towards his characterisation in this installment....I thought ''Voyager'' was his home and his family, and just because this [[PlanetOfHats race of Munchkins]] revere his singing, he finds that a good enough reason enough to ditch everybody who gave him a chance to express himself? It's such shallow, surface characterisation that even [Robert] Picardo cannot salvage it."''

'''Screenwriter:''' "Well, I was thinking we get Creator/JackBlack to voice him"\\

-->-- '''[[http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-hater-s-guide-to-the-2015-oscars-1686621568 Drew Magary]]''' on ''{{Film/Whiplash}}''

->''Hey, those {{Wrestling/TNA}} numbers are going down. That’s no good! So with things falling off a cliff, I bet the crew down in Orlando came up with a humdinger of an opening segment to grab viewers by the short and curlies.\\\

->''"They finally gave [[Creator/AbbyTrott Abby]] [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate "Smash Ultimate Theme"]] [[Creator/AbbyTrott Trott]] an excuse to sing!"''

-->--'''Danny John-Jules''', ''Red Dwarf Smegazine''

-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/27/the-cotton-club-1984-francis-ford-coppola/ on]] ''The Cotton Club'' (1984)

->The movie is proud to tell us that Richard Gere [[SexySaxMan does his own coronet solos]] (they must mention it five times in the trailers and in the opening credits). Don’t quit your day job Richard, a second year player could doodle out what you were doing in the movie.

->Oh, no joke or anything, I was in [[Theatre/ThePiratesOfPenzance Penzance]] as the main police officer and it's rare for me to get a chance to sing the music, so I'm just indulging myself.

->Did you know that [[Creator/JKSimmons Simmons]] was already trained in music before he took this role? Not much of a challenge, if you ask me. Have him play Jackie Robinson. Now that's an Oscar-worthy stretch.
-->--'''[[http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-hater-s-guide-to-the-2015-oscars-1686621568 Drew Magary]]''' on ''{{Film/Whiplash}}''


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->There's the old adage about odd and even-numbered ''Trek'' films, but I'll let you in on a secret: it's a bad ''Trek'' film when any of the main characters '''''sing.'''''. The only exception is ''[[Film/StarTrekTheMotionPicture TMP]]'', which has no singing, because that would distract from the boredom.
-->-- '''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Film/StarTrekNemesis''

->You can always tell a lazy Creator/RobinWilliams movie by the unavoidable scene in which he does a lot of different voices and characters... All right, already. We know he can do this; we've seen him do it in a dozen movies and on a hundred talk shows. He's getting to be like the goofy uncle who knows one corny parlor trick and insists on performing it at every family gathering.
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert'''[='s=] [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19970509/REVIEWS/705090302/1023 review]] of ''Father's Day''

->Did you know that [[Creator/JKSimmons Simmons]] was already trained in music before he took this role? Not much of a challenge, if you ask me. Have him play Jackie Robinson. Now that's an Oscar-worthy stretch...FACT: Actors enjoy being in musicals 100 times more than you enjoy ''watching'' them in musicals. It's like filming an updated resume for them.

->When the Doctor turns up on stage [[{{Theatre/Pagliacci}} looking like a complete clown]], it pretty much summed up my feelings towards his characterisation in this installment....I thought ''Voyager'' was his home and his family, and just because this [[PlanetOfHats race of Munchkins]] revere his singing, he finds that a good enough reason enough to ditch everybody who gave him a chance to express himself? It's such shallow, surface characterisation that even [Robert] Picardo cannot salvage it.
-->--'''[[http://www.docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/voyager-season-six.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Virtuoso"

->Hey, those {{Wrestling/TNA}} numbers are going down. That’s no good! So with things falling off a cliff, I bet the crew down in Orlando came up with a humdinger of an opening segment to grab viewers by the short and curlies.\\\
Well, we got Wrestling/EricBischoff playing an acoustic guitar.\\\
Does that count?
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/the-new-monday-night-wars-2010-gooker-award-winner/ "The New Monday Night Wars"]]

->You can always tell a lazy Creator/RobinWilliams movie by the unavoidable scene in which he does a lot of different voices and characters... All right, already. We know he can do this; we've seen him do it in a dozen movies and on a hundred talk shows. He's getting to be like the goofy uncle who knows one corny parlor trick and insists on performing it at every family gathering.
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert'''[='s=] [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19970509/REVIEWS/705090302/1023 review]] of ''Father's Day''

->Did you know that [[Creator/JKSimmons Simmons]] was already trained in music before he took this role? Not much of a challenge, if you ask me. Have him play Jackie Robinson. Now that's an Oscar-worthy stretch...FACT: Actors enjoy being in musicals 100 times more than you enjoy ''watching'' them in musicals. It's like filming an updated resume for them.
-->--'''[[http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-hater-s-guide-to-the-2015-oscars-1686621568 Drew Magary]]''' on ''{{Film/Whiplash}}''

->When the Doctor turns up on stage [[{{Theatre/Pagliacci}} looking like a complete clown]], it pretty much summed up my feelings towards his characterisation in this installment....I thought ''Voyager'' was his home and his family, and just because this [[PlanetOfHats race of Munchkins]] revere his singing, he finds that a good enough reason enough to ditch everybody who gave him a chance to express himself? It's such shallow, surface characterisation that even [Robert] Picardo cannot salvage it.
-->--'''[[http://www.docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/voyager-season-six.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Virtuoso"

->Hey, those {{Wrestling/TNA}} numbers are going down. That’s no good! So with things falling off a cliff, I bet the crew down in Orlando came up with a humdinger of an opening segment to grab viewers by the short and curlies.\\\
Well, we got Wrestling/EricBischoff playing an acoustic guitar.\\\
Does that count?
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/the-new-monday-night-wars-2010-gooker-award-winner/ "The New Monday Night Wars"]]

->Did you know that [[Creator/JKSimmons Simmons]] was already trained in music before he took this role? Not much of a challenge, if you ask me. Have him play Jackie Robinson. Now that's an Oscar-worthy stretch...ACT: Actors enjoy being in musicals 100 times more than you enjoy ''watching'' them in musicals. It's like filming an updated resume for them.

->Did you know that [[Creator/JKSimmons Simmons]] was already trained in music before he took this role? Not much of a challenge, if you ask me. Have him play Jackie Robinson. Now that's an Oscar-worthy stretch.

->''"Since when did our school become a bizarre white version of ''Film/{{Fame}}''?"''
-->-- '''Alli Bhandari''', ''Series/{{Degrassi}}''

->''"You can always tell a lazy Creator/RobinWilliams movie by the unavoidable scene in which he does a lot of different voices and characters... All right, already. We know he can do this; we've seen him do it in a dozen movies and on a hundred talk shows. He's getting to be like the goofy uncle who knows one corny parlor trick and insists on performing it at every family gathering."''

->''"The movie is proud to tell us that Richard Gere [[SexySaxMan does his own coronet solos]] (they must mention it five times in the trailers and in the opening credits). Don’t quit your day job Richard, a second year player could doodle out what you were doing in the movie."''

->''"There's the old adage about odd and even-numbered ''Trek'' films, but I'll let you in on a secret: it's a bad ''Trek'' film when any of the main characters ''sing''. The only exception is ''[[Film/StarTrekTheMotionPicture TMP]]'', which has no singing, because that would distract from the boredom."''

->''"When the Doctor turns up on stage [[{{Theatre/Pagliacci}} looking like a complete clown]], it pretty much summed up my feelings towards his characterisation in this installment....I thought ''Voyager'' was his home and his family, and just because this [[PlanetOfHats race of Munchkins]] revere his singing, he finds that a good enough reason enough to ditch everybody who gave him a chance to express himself? It's such shallow, surface characterisation that even ''[Robert]'' Picardo cannot salvage it."''

->''"Hey, those {{Wrestling/TNA}} numbers are going down. That’s no good! So with things falling off a cliff, I bet the crew down in Orlando came up with a humdinger of an opening segment to grab viewers by the short and curlies.\\\

Does that count?"''

->''"Oh, no joke or anything, I was in [[Theatre/ThePiratesOfPenzance Penzance]] as the main police officer and it's rare for me to get a chance to sing the music, so I'm just indulging myself."''

->''"When the Doctor turns up on stage [[{{Theatre/Pagliacci}} looking like a complete clown]] it pretty much summed up my feelings towards his characterisation in this installment. Watching Robert Picardo indulging in a signing session at a ''Trek'' convention is not what I switch on ''Voyager'' to watch and the way the Doctor’s ego spirals out of all control is agonising to watch. He hasn’t been this unbearable for many a year. I thought ''Voyager'' was his home and his family and just because this [[PlanetOfHats race of Munchkins]] revere his singing he finds that a good enough reason enough to ditch everybody who gave him a chance to express himself? Its such shallow, surface characterisation that even Picardo cannot salvage it...I would have had his programme [[CharacterDerailment restored to its factory settings]] and happily have tossed all of my arguments for his independence out of the nearest airlock."''

->''"There's the old adage about odd and even-numbered ''Trek'' films, but I'll let you in on a secret: it's a bad Trek film when any of the main characters ''sing''. The only exception is ''[[Film/StarTrekTheMotionPicture TMP]]'', which has no singing, because that would distract from the boredom."''

->''"When the Doctor turns up on stage [[{{Theatre/Pagliacci}} looking like a complete clown]] it pretty much summed up my feelings towards his characterisation in this installment. Watching Robert Picardo indulging in a signing session at a ''Trek'' convention is not what I switch on ''Voyager'' to watch and the way the Doctor’s ego spirals out of all control is agonising to watch. He hasn’t been this unbearable for many a year. I thought ''Voyager'' was his home and his family and just because this [[PlanetOfHats race of Munchkins]] revere his singing he finds that a good enough reason enough to ditch everybody who gave him a chance to express himself? Its such shallow, surface characterisation that even Picardo cannot salvage it. As soon as he calls the Captain ‘Kathryn’ he’s crossed the line and I would have had his programme restored to its factory settings and [[CharacterDerailment happily have tossed all of my arguments for his independence out of the nearest airlock]]."''

->''"The movie is proud to tell us that Richard Gere [[SexySaxMan does his own coronet solos]] (they must mention it five times in the trailers and in the opening credits). Don’t quit your day job Richard, a second year player could doodle out what you were doing in the movie."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/27/the-cotton-club-1984-francis-ford-coppola/ on]] ''The Cotton Club'' (1984)

-->-- '''{{Website/SFDebris}}'' on ''Film/StarTrekNemesis''

Well, we got Creator/EricBischoff playing an acoustic guitar.\\\

->''"The movie is proud to tell us that Richard Gere does his own coronet solos (they must mention it five times in the trailers and in the opening credits). Don’t quit your day job Richard, a second year player could doodle out what you were doing in the movie."''

->''You can always tell a lazy Creator/RobinWilliams movie by the unavoidable scene in which he does a lot of different voices and characters. This time, nervous about meeting his son, he tries out various roles in front of a mirror. All right, already. We know he can do this; we've seen him do it in a dozen movies and on a hundred talk shows. He's getting to be like the goofy uncle who knows one corny parlor trick and insists on performing it at every family gathering.''

->''"Since when did our school become a bizarre White version of ''Film/{{Fame}}''?"''
-->-- '''Alli Bhandari''', ''Series/{{Degrassi}}''

->''You can always tell a lazy RobinWilliams movie by the unavoidable scene in which he does a lot of different voices and characters. This time, nervous about meeting his son, he tries out various roles in front of a mirror. All right, already. We know he can do this; we've seen him do it in a dozen movies and on a hundred talk shows. He's getting to be like the goofy uncle who knows one corny parlor trick and insists on performing it at every family gathering.''
-->--'''RogerEbert'''[='s=] [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19970509/REVIEWS/705090302/1023 review]] of ''Father's Day''

->''"Oh, no joke or anything, I was in [[ThePiratesOfPenzance Penzance]] as the main police officer and it's rare for me to get a chance to sing the music, so I'm just indulging myself."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', after singing "A Policeman's Lot" in his review of ''[[TheSimpsons Treehouse of Horror]] #2''