Comanderette Zircon: Shall I have Snotty beam you down?
President Skroob: I don't know about that beaming stuff. Is it safe?
Zircon: Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.
Skroob: All right, I'll take a shot at it. What the hell, it works on Star Trek.
President Skroob: I don't know about that beaming stuff. Is it safe?
Zircon: Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.
Skroob: All right, I'll take a shot at it. What the hell, it works on Star Trek.
"Scotty, materialize her...and make sure her clothes stay on the space station."
— Captain Quirk, Sex Trek: Charly XXX
Exactly how the portal worked was a mystery. The technos and eggheads had been arguing over the subject since they first arrived, throwing around terms like 'transwarp conduits' and 'graviton catapults', but when Paris had suggested the portal could dematerialize a rocketship and beam it across the galaxy like a radio signal, the Science Department and the Glowing Gang had agreed for the first time ever by deriding teleportation as Fortean nonsense that would require more energy than was available in the entire Universe, and violated Heisenberg's Theory of Uncertainty as well.
