Quotes / Teebert

"being kicked in the balls by a glowing lesbian space vampire tends to make people considerably important"

if someone is eating a waffle check and see if its actually a waffle or if its a pancake that was indented with cleats

"ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"what i want to know is why chris felt like dragging this horrible corpse out of the closet where it belonged"