Quotes: Stop, or I Shoot Myself!

"My name is Will Turner! My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner! His blood runs in my veins! On my word, do as I say, or I'll pull this trigger and be lost to Davy Jones' locker!"
William Turner, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl note 

Hondo: The reason we're gathered here on our God-given, much-needed day of rest is that we have a Polish hostage.
Deeks: So what if he's Polish?
Hondo: Naw, it means he's one of those "anybody comes in, I blow my head off" type guys.