Quotes / Stop, or I Shoot Myself!

"My name is Will Turner! My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner! His blood runs in my veins! On my word, do as I say, or I'll pull this trigger and be lost to Davy Jones' locker!"

— William Turner, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl ^note His cursed opponents need his blood to lift their curse, and thus need him alive

Hondo: The reason we're gathered here on our God-given, much-needed day of rest is that we have a Polish hostage.
Deeks: So what if he's Polish?
Hondo: Naw, it means he's one of those "anybody comes in, I blow my head off" type guys.

— S.W.A.T. (2003)

Commander: Doctor Bowman. Put the wolf in the security airlock. We'll take it from there.
Doctor Bowman: No can do, Commander Poopy Head. Unauthorized biological. Quarantine is in effect.
Commander: We'll wear isolation suits.
Doctor Bowman: Yes, except that someone stuck a screwdriver through the inner door. You'll trigger lab sterilization procedures. Fuel air mist. Fire. Of course, I'll have rushed in to save my work.
Commander: Doctor, are you holding yourself hostage again?
Doctor Bowman: Well, you can't expect me to hold the puppy hostage. We've barely met and I'm still trying to make a good first impression.

— Freefall

Dr. Weller: I'm not going anywhere. Not until you say yes.
Colonel Marin: Are you holding yourself hostage!?
Dr. Weller: Maybe... Yes, yes, I think I am!

— gen:LOCK, Character Trailer #4

"The first rule of being interrogated is that you are the only irreplaceable person in the torture chamber. The room is yours, so work it. If they're going to threaten you with death, show them who's boss. Die Faster."

— Twelfth Doctor, Doctor Who, "Heaven Sent"

"Hi, I'm Gandhi, and if Britain doesn't get the hell out of India, I'm gonna starve myself in public."
(Britain leaves)
"Wow, that worked?"

— Mahatma Gandhi, history of the entire world, i guess

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