History Quotes / Spoiler

-->-- '''Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}''' info box on [[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Spoilers Spoilers]]

->''"I took sacred vows on our wedding day and I don't take vows lightly. Like when I saw an early screening of The Sixth Sense, and vowed to never tell anyone the big twist at the end, where it turns out that Haley Joel Osment is Keyser Soze."''

-->-- ''{{Series/Mash}}'', PilotEpisode

-->-- '''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow''

-->-- '''Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}''' info box on [[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Spoilers Spoilers]]

''This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that [...] (long list of {{Late Arrival Spoiler}}s)''

-->--'''[[InteractiveNarrator The Narrator]]''', ''VideoGame/TheStanleyParable''

->'''The Doctor:''' Why am I handcuffed...? Why would you even have handcuffs?
->'''River Song:''' [Playfully flirtatious] Spoilers.

->[[RapidFireNo NO! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!]] This isn't right at all! [[OffTheRails You're not supposed to be here, yet!]] This is all a spoiler! Quick, Stanley, close your eyes! Okay, okay, okay, okay, we just...we just have to get back to, um...oh, who am I kidding? It's all rubbish now. The whole story...completely unusable.

-->--''{{Garfield}}''

->[[RapidFireNo NO! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!]] This isn't right at all! You're not supposed to be here, yet! This is all a spoiler! Quick, Stanley, close your eyes! Okay, okay, okay, okay, we just...we just have to get back to, um...oh, who am I kidding? It's all rubbish now. The whole story...completely unusable.

->''"Good thing you put that warning there, you could have spoiled the entire [[VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver Pokewalker]] for me!"''

-->--''Series/{{Frasier}}'', "Ham Radio"

-->--''Series/{{Frasier}}, "Ham Radio"

-->-- '''DaffyDuck''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow''

-->-- '''AxisOfAwesome''', "Rage of Thrones"

->''"Don't talk to me about '''spoilers'''! Winter's been coming for sixteen fucking years!"

-->-- '''DaffyDuck''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow''

->''"Good thing you put that warning there, you could have spoiled the entire Pokewalker for me!"''

->''"Lt. Riggs doesn't make it! He never sees Barbara again!"

-->-- ''{{Series/Mash}}'', PilotEpisode

-->-- ''{{Series/Mash}}''

->'''Trapper''': I peaked at the end, Frank. The Devil did it.

-->-- '''Stan Smith''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

-->--''{{Community}}'', "[[Recap/CommunityS1E02Spanish101 Spanish 101]]"

-->--''{{Doctor Who}}, ''The Impossible Astronaut''

-->-- ''{{Doctor Who}}'', ''Silence in the Library''

-->-- ''{{Doctor Who}}'', ''Forest of the Dead''

-->-- '''Stan Smith''', ''AmericanDad''

-->''Good thing you put that warning there, you could have spoiled the entire Pokewalker for me!''

-->'''TV announcer:''' Welcome to Watching Paint Dry Theater!
-->'''Jon:''' It's a rerun.
-->'''Garfield:''' Don't tell me how it turns out!

-->'''Britta:''' "Believe me everyday in that country people are being murdered for speaking out, and the worst part is when its all over..."
-->'''Abed:''' "'''Spoilers!'''"
-->'''Britta:''' "... it's going to like it never even happen. Hey Abed. Real stories they don't have spoilers. You understand that TV and life are different? Right?"

-->--'' [[Recap/CommunityS1E02Spanish101 Spanish 101]],{{Community}}''

-->--''{{Garfield}}''

-->--'''Groundrattler''' [[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=960099&topic=54635867 mocking one user's apparent paranoia over spoilers.]]