Amy: She's the TARDIS?
Doctor: And she's a woman. She's a woman...and she's the TARDIS.
Amy: Did you wish really hard?
Doctor: (embarrassed) Shut up, not like that.
Idris / TARDIS: Hello. I'm..."Sexy".
Oooh...still shut up!
Shepard: I notice you're calling EDI "her" and "she" now. [...] I think you're taking the human-machine interface a little far.
Joker: I'm just havin' a little fun with ya, Commander. No need to go all "Unnatural!" on me.
EDI: What Jeff and I are exhibiting is more a platonic symbiosis than hormonally-induced courtship behavior.
Okay, yeah, that was a little creepy.
Tom: From now on, I promise - no more affairs with strange ships.
B'elanna: What about the Delta Flyer?
Jubal Early: You folks are all insane.
Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.