Quotes / Space Ship Girl

"You're dating the ship? But that would be like me dating a really fat woman. And I'd live inside of her. And she'd be all like 'Swoooosh! Budda-budda-budda-budda!'"
Fry, Futurama

Amy: She's the TARDIS?
Doctor: And she's a woman. She's a woman...and she's the TARDIS.
Doctor: (embarrassed) Shut up, not like that.
Idris / TARDIS: Hello. I'm..."Sexy".
Doctor: [groans] ...still shut up!
Doctor Who, "The Doctor's Wife"

Shepard: I notice you're calling EDI "her" and "she" now. [...] I think you're taking the human-machine interface a little far.
Joker: I'm just havin' a little fun with ya, Commander. No need to go all "Unnatural!" on me.
EDI: What Jeff and I are exhibiting is more a platonic symbiosis than hormonally-induced courtship behavior.
Joker: Okay, yeah, that was a little creepy.

Tom: From now on, I promise - no more affairs with strange ships.
B'elanna: What about the Delta Flyer?
Tom: We're Just Friends.
Star Trek: Voyager, "Alice"