History Quotes / SoreLoser

->''"Alright, keep the little beasts for all I care. Do as you might with them - drown them. I warn you Anita, we're through. I'm through with all of you. But I'll get even! Just wait! You'll be sorry, you FOOLS! You...'''YOU IDIOTS!!!'''"''

->''"You want me out? You want me to pack my f**king bags?! I'm out! My bags are packed. You can KISS...MY...F**KING...ASS!!!"'X

-->-- '''Russell Kook II''' (Season 8)

->''"It is disgusting that my team let me go down, and I stepped it up. All these people here say they're these all high-class chefs, they suck, and for me to be standing here right now, I want to rip out the beautiful hair in my head!"''

->''"I'm pissed off right now. Paulie definitely deserves to be out here. Anytime Paulie makes a mistake, it's not Paulie's fault. He thinks he's much better than he is. I'm tired of listening to people say how good they are when they're not. F**k you, Paulie, you f**king little ingrate piece of s**t Napoleon complex motherf**ker!"''

->''"Chef Ramsay is an asshole. Like, I have one bad night service, and everything else I do flawlessly, and then I go home when everybody else fucks up every f**king night? The whole time I've been here has been nothing but disrespect. If I was on the street right now, and he came up to me with that same s**t, I'd f**k him up, point-blank."''

->''"I'm pissed... I'm not happy at all. I chose the team that I wanted, I thought they would help me win and in fact, they helped me lose, so you know, thanks a lot guys. You will never get a job in any city I work, I'm gonna definitely blackball you guys 'cause you guys fucked me so royally tonight."''
-->-- '''Russell Kook''', ''Series/HellsKitchen''

->''"RIGGED"''

->'''Andrew:''' That's it, Kevin. I'm sorry, I just don't feel safe driving with you. You understand why, right?\\

'''Kevin:''' Shut up.\\
''[Kevin's phone rings; he answers it]''\\
'''Kevin:''' Hello? I'm... I'm (bleep) done. No, I'm not (bleep) okay! I... I couldn't do it.\\
'''Andrew:''' (voiceover) Barring a miracle, Kevin ''will'' be named Canada's Worst Driver Ever.\\
'''Lenny:''' What happened?\\
'''Kevin:''' I've lost my licence, my car... (bleep) EVERYTHING!! ''[sobs]''

->You people have won the Worst Fans on the Fucking Planet title belt for 30 years in a row. [[UnsportsmanlikeGloating You're horrible when you win]], and you're especially horrible when you lose—i.e., when you get to drive more nails into your wrists and drag your stupid crosses from WEEI to WBZ and back again. Even in good times, you assholes show off your losses like a kindergartener showing off a booboo. ''THIS IS THE SKINNED KNUCKLE I GAWT WHEN TYREE MADE THAT LUCKY CATCH! [[HollywoodNewEngland SOME SCAHHHHHS NEVAH HEAL!]]''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-new-england-patriots-1238962098 Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2013: New England Patriots"

'''Robin:''' I'm a born winner.

->'''Mr. Regular:''' If a Porsche Cayman driver loses a ''[street]'' race, they'll just go buy more polo shirts. But if a Corvette driver loses a race... [[DisproportionateRetribution they call the cops.]]

->-'''Mr. Regular:''' If a Porsche Cayman driver loses a ''[street]'' race, they'll just go buy more polo shirts. But if a Corvette driver loses a race... [[DisproportionateRetribution they call the cops.]]

->-'''Mr. Regular:''' If a Porsche Cayman driver loses a ''[street]'' race, they'll just go buy more polo shirts. But if a Corvette driver loses a race... [[Disproportionate Retribution they call the cops.]]

'''Pearl:''' Stick a fork in 'em, we rip spoons outta mouths, stick a cork in 'em! It's a sign of the tines... The finest minds couldn't line these rhymes with same shine as mines, I'm—\\

-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}''

->''[Pearl wins her third Splatfest in a row]''\\
'''Pearl:''' YAYERRRRRRR!\\

->''"AAAARRRGHHHH! [[NearVillainVictory We were SO CLOSE!]] So close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little [[IronicEcho nut, Meg]] had to go all noble!"

->''"AAAARRRGHHHH! [[NearVillainVictory We were SO CLOSE!]] So close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little ''[[IronicEcho nut, Meg]]'' had to go all noble!"

->''"Drill this into your head! Your Dueling skills didn't beat me, I only lost because you had the luck of the draw!"''