Quotes / Soft Glass

"... Lucy breaks her heel, Affirmative Action Monk launches himself at her, she bends down, he flies over her head and crashes into the snack machine, breaking the glass and apparently dispatching himself for her. I'd just like to say that one night in college, my idiot suitemate spent a solid hour trying to break the glass on a snack machine, with the only result being that the campus safety officer told him to knock it off."