"Levi is also an entitled little brat who snuck aboard my ship. He's oblivious to basic social cues. His obsession with selfies is a textbook case of compulsive narcissism."
— Victor St. Grand, Starlink: Battle for Atlas
I woke up one morning to find everyone gone, every house empty, every city vast and strange in its silence.
I am the last human left on earth.
Why do I keep checking my Facebook notifications?
I am the last human left on earth.
Why do I keep checking my Facebook notifications?
You were looking at your phone, you dip! What are you tweeting? "Hastag there's a freaking ghost after us"?!
—Ashley to Chris, Until Dawn
Now is not the time for selfies!
—Unnamed Mother, PAW Patrol: The Movie
This isn't a spectator sport, move!
—Darkwing, Invincible (2021)
Sadly, a Twitterer's first instinct is not to find shelter.
