Work is for losers. A winner says "That's on my list" and never commits to a deadline.
— Dilbert
Most problems go away if you just wait long enough. It might look like I'm standing motionless but I'm actively waiting for our problems to go away. I don't know why this works but it does.
— Dilbert
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about it.
— Dilbert
