Quotes / Sextra Credit

Doctor: Oh my God! You're about to cum inside my daughter!
Teacher: And she's about to pass Economics!

— Brandon Rogers, "Every Chick Flick Ever"

Girl, nice to meet you
Would you like to let me teach you
All the ways I'd like to reach you
From the back of the class
You keep me guessing, man
You're messing with my lesson plan
You're body's window dressing
And my heart's made of glass

—TWRP, The No Pants Dance