The Crimson Beast of Winter towers above you on the snow-drowned street, its sack open wide to receive your offering. "I WILL TAKE ALL YOU CAN GIVE. I WILL TAKE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE. I WILL TAKE MORE."
—A Dream of Christmas, Sunless Sea
Santa deniers be like "Umm... the mom is the one who bought it! Santa is definitely not an omnipresent entity who knows all and sees all! The old man in a red coat is definitely not a form that Santa takes on so that our mortal minds can comprehend his existence!"
—Reddit comment
Robot Snowman: Santa wasn't destroyed. Santa lives on.
Little Child: In the hearts and minds of us all? (naïve chuckle)
Robot Snowman: No! In space, gathering power! And every Christmas he returns to Earth, and that's why we all live under this protective dome! (loud alarm is activated) Looks like Santa's here! RAISE THE SHIELDS CHILDREN!
Little Child: In the hearts and minds of us all? (naïve chuckle)
Robot Snowman: No! In space, gathering power! And every Christmas he returns to Earth, and that's why we all live under this protective dome! (loud alarm is activated) Looks like Santa's here! RAISE THE SHIELDS CHILDREN!
—Invader Zim, "The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever"
