Obvious — Excuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
Meteorological — Everybody take cover! She's going to blow!
Fashionable — Y'know, you could de-emphasise your nose with something larger like... Wyoming.
Personal — Well, here we are... just the three of us.
Punctual — All right, Dunman, your nose was on time but YOU were 15 minutes late!
Envious — Ooooh I wish I were you! Gosh! To be able to smell your own ear!
Naughty — Pardon me sir, but the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away...
Philosophical — It's not the size of the nose, it's what's in it that matters!
Humorous — Laugh and the world laughs with you; sneeze and it's goodbye Seattle!
Commercial — Hi, I'm Earl Scheib and I can paint that nose for $39.95!
Polite — Umm, would you mind not bobbing your head, the orchestra keeps changing tempo...
Melodic — Everybody, "He's got the whole world, in his nose..."
Sympathetic — Aww what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?
Complimentary — You must love the little birdies, to give them this to perch on...
Scientific — Say, does that thing there influence the tides?
Obscure — Ooh. I'd hate to see the grindstone. (Beat) Think about it.
Inquiring — When you stop and smell the flowers, are they afraid?
French — Ser, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave!
Pornographic — Finally, a man that can satisfy two women at once!
Religious — The Lord Giveth, and He just kept on givin' didn't He?
Disgusting — Say, who mows your nosehair?
Paranoia — Keep that guy away from my COCAINE!!
Aromatic — It must be wonderful to wake up and smell the coffee - in Brazil.
Appreciative — Ooh, how original, most people just have their teeth capped!
Dirty — Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?
Meteorological — Everybody take cover! She's going to blow!
Fashionable — Y'know, you could de-emphasise your nose with something larger like... Wyoming.
Personal — Well, here we are... just the three of us.
Punctual — All right, Dunman, your nose was on time but YOU were 15 minutes late!
Envious — Ooooh I wish I were you! Gosh! To be able to smell your own ear!
Naughty — Pardon me sir, but the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away...
Philosophical — It's not the size of the nose, it's what's in it that matters!
Humorous — Laugh and the world laughs with you; sneeze and it's goodbye Seattle!
Commercial — Hi, I'm Earl Scheib and I can paint that nose for $39.95!
Polite — Umm, would you mind not bobbing your head, the orchestra keeps changing tempo...
Melodic — Everybody, "He's got the whole world, in his nose..."
Sympathetic — Aww what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?
Complimentary — You must love the little birdies, to give them this to perch on...
Scientific — Say, does that thing there influence the tides?
Obscure — Ooh. I'd hate to see the grindstone. (Beat) Think about it.
Inquiring — When you stop and smell the flowers, are they afraid?
French — Ser, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave!
Pornographic — Finally, a man that can satisfy two women at once!
Religious — The Lord Giveth, and He just kept on givin' didn't He?
Disgusting — Say, who mows your nosehair?
Paranoia — Keep that guy away from my COCAINE!!
Aromatic — It must be wonderful to wake up and smell the coffee - in Brazil.
Appreciative — Ooh, how original, most people just have their teeth capped!
Dirty — Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?
— The 20 Something Betters scene (Yes, it's actually 25. And that's just what was kept in the film.)
