Quotes / Ridiculous Procrastinator

Peter: Well, I probably should get started on my book report. Oh, what the heck. There's always tomorrow.
Paige: Isn't it due tomorrow?
Peter: Yeah, but there's still Monday morning.
Paige: My brother, the Eviel Knievel of homework.
Peter: I guess I'll need a book. How late's the library open?

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Procrastination is the thief of time.
Edward Young

Procrastinators unite tomorrow!
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Bart, you had three months to do this project and you started thirty seconds ago!
Edna Krabappel, The Simpsons, "Postcards from the Wedge"

Gumball, you're such a procrastinator that you were four years old before you finished your first sentence. And even then, it was, 'I'll do it tomorrow.'
Nicole Watterson, The Amazing World of Gumball, "The Procrastinators"