Quotes: Ridiculous Procrastinator

Peter: Well, I probably should get started on my book report. Oh, what the heck. There's always tomorrow.
Paige: Isn't it due tomorrow?
Peter: Yeah, but there's still Monday morning.
Paige: My brother, the Eviel Knievel of homework.
Peter: I guess I'll need a book. How late's the library open?
FoxTrot

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Procrastination is the thief of time.
Edward Young

Procrastinators unite tomorrow!
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"Bart, you had three months to do this project and you started thirty seconds ago!"
Edna Krabappel, The Simpsons, "Postcards from the Wedge"