"Uh, Clover? You're gonna risk breaking a nail over a pair of boots?"
— Sam, Totally Spies! ("Evil G.L.A.D.I.S. Much?")
"Shopping on Black Friday is a contact sport; bruises and contusions are commonplace. A helmet and pads are highly recommended, although using tasers or mace is considered unsporting."
"Y'know, Brock? I never knew that shopping was such a dangerous sport."
— Ash Ketchum, Pokémon: The Series, "Princess vs. Princess"
"Attention employees, we are now opening our doors. Please prepare your protective equipment and ensure you have left your life insurance forms with your managers. Thank you."
— Black Friday, 50 Ways to Die in Minecraft Christmas Edition
"Sweet Jesus, dealing with Karens sure is exhausting. Guy just wants a TV and before I know it, I'm in the middle of a Black Friday shopping spree stampede."
