So all we can draw from this is that apparently Star-Lord and Heels broke up after they got together from the last film, which was after they broke up and after they got together originally, leading to them get together in this film, but what the fuck ever. The writers think it's cute to keep tearing them apart and slamming them back together, so we're gonna have to watch another film of that, I guess.
"WE WERE ON A BREEEAAAKK!!"
—Ross (from offscreen), said repeatedly throughout Friends
"Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"
— Monica mimicking Rachel, Friends, "The One on the Last Night"
Layla: (to Nina) "Kade is my friend, Nina."
Kade: (interjects) "*cough* Boyfriend."
Layla: (unfazed) "...sometimes."
— their relationship in a nutshell, Eerie Cuties
Break up to make up, that's all we do
First you love me then you hate me, that's a game for fools
Break up to make up that's all we do
First you love me then you hate me, that's a game for fools
First you love me then you hate me, that's a game for fools
Break up to make up that's all we do
First you love me then you hate me, that's a game for fools
— The Stylistics, "Break Up To Make Up"
"Okay, we're broken up...for the rest of the day."
— Elaine to Puddy, Seinfeld, "The Apology"
"How many times can two people break up and get back together?"
"Homestar Runner and I are one hot item when I say we are."
—Marzipan, Homestar Runner
