Quotes: Ready for Lovemaking

You know when I'm down to just my socks, it's time for business - that's why they're called business socks!
Flight of the Conchords' "Business Time".

"I'm ready for love!"
Beavis And Butthead Do America

Tadkeeta Penguin: But for now, let us forget about work for a while.
Tawaki Penguin: Agreed.
Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Hidden Truths, Hidden Lies

"Going to bed in the buff also inspires sexual thoughts and feelings. It's as if you have taken off the armor for the day and entered a private retreat where only you and your partner are allowed. That can be highly sexy, especially if you usually spend the day, surrounded by people or swept up in a hectic family life. Taking your clothes off and hitting the sheets is like flipping a switch and entering a world that exists only for you and your partner - a world in which relaxation, sexuality, and intimacy are welcomed and celebrated."
Dr. Laura Berman, Benefits of Sleeping in the Buff

Miss Buxley: I can't come in today, sir. I'm waiting for the repairman. There's a leak in my plumbing and a missing missing part on my heating thingy.

Biff: That's right. Just enjoy the freefall. I'm watching you all the way.
Bud: Oh, man. What fun. Okay, I've had enough now. Uh, listen, this is Grandmaster One here. Should I be be concerned that I'm plummeting to my death over Lake Michigan? Over.
Biff: Yes but stay calm. I'll talk you in. All you have to do is... s-say Kara you're cute.
Kara: Thank you. You're cute, too. The second I saw you I knew we were going to have sex.
Bud: Uhh, instructor? Grandmaster One here. Uh, listen I seem to be heading towards the smokestack of a tugboat. Could use some last minute advice. Over!
Kara: Take me Biff. Take me now!
Biff: I thought we were going to jump?
Kara: Can you look at THESE and still think of jumping?
—- Married... with Children, "The Mystery Of Skull Island"