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Quotes: Rapid-Fire Comedy

"We fire the jokes at you like an automatic weapon of comedy. We throw a curve ball joke at you, hit you right in the head. You go "Wow, what happened?" We take you on a little trolley ride down story lane. You're havin' a good time, enjoying out little tale, think you know what's coming. BOOM! Left turn! You don't know how it happened. You don't know where you are, but you like it."
Peter Griffin, Family Guy

Waldorf: "The show's speeding along very quickly this evening."
Statler: "Oh yes, someone must have told them it's harder to hit a moving target!"