- Bugs: How do?Welcome to my shop.Lemme cut yer mop,Lemme shave yer crop,Daintily, daintily.Hey, you!Don't look so perplexed.Why must you be vexed?Can't you see yer next?Yes, yer next.You're so next.How about a nice close shave?Teach yer whiskers to behave.Lots o' lather, lots o' soap.Please hold still. Don't be a dope.Now we're ready for da scrapin',Dere's no use to try escapin',Yell an' scream an' rant an' rave.It's no use you need a shave...Elmer: Ooch! Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! Ouch!Bugs: Dere.Yer nice and clean,Aldough yer face looks like it might have gone tru a ma-chine.Elmer: Ohhhhhhhh, wait'll I get that waaaaaaaaaabbit!Bugs: Whaaaaaaaat would you want wid a waaaaaaaaaabbit?Can't you see dat I'm much sweeter?I'm your little seƱorita.You are my type of guy.Lemme straighten yer tieAnd I shall dance fer you.Bugs (Final line, spoken instead of sung): Next!
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