Quotes / Perky Goth

Vince: You're going to have to get a bit dark, like me.
Howard: Like you? You're the least dark person I've ever met. You're like candyfloss!
Vince: You cut me open, I'm made of blackjacks.
Howard: You're Fruit Salad, Vince. Everyone knows that.

I may be painfully shy and obsessed with death, but I have a very effervescent personality!
Tina, Glee

"There is no 'standard behavior or code of any sort for members of the so-called 'underground', you silly gits! Why, whoever thought of anything so bleeding preposterous?"