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Black Mage: Wow. You've finally done it. My hatred of you has surpassed the ability of all existing words to communicate it. Red Mage, any suggestions?
Red Mage: Hateriffic, meganger, anathemalice, ragenomic, omniloathe, abhorrination. I could go on.
Black Mage: That will suffice, thanks. I choose omniloathe.
Red Mage: omniloathe. v: find repugnant in all possible ways, conditions, and variances. "All Communists omniloathe joy."
Fighter: Awesome, we've got best buddy codewords now!

Cripple: Hey, mister, do you want some dope?
Holland: Do you have elephant?
Cripple: Heh?
Holland: Do you have Mingtoydop?
Cripple: Heh?
Holland: I guess you don't.

Dan: I've been robbed! Pilfered! Hijacked! Encrimed!
Chris: Not a real word.
Dan: The beauty of a living language is you can make up new words whenever you want. Shakespeare did it, you floozewonkler!
Dan Vs., "Dan Vs. The Mummy"

Mr. Krabs: We've been duped!
SpongeBob: Duped!
Mr. Krabs: Bamboozled!
SpongeBob: We've been smeckledorfed!
Mr. Krabs: That's not even a word, and I agree with ya!
SpongeBob SquarePants, "Nasty Patty"

Patrick: You got it set to M for mini when it should be set to W for wumbo.
SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't think "wumbo" is a real word.
Patrick: Oh come on SpongeBob! You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo, wumbo, wumboing, we'll have the wumbo, wumborama, wumbology the study of wumbo? It's first grade, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants, "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV"

Yeah, "fettuc". Never heard of "fettuc"?

Shifu: Don't do that!
Shirong: What?
Shifu: Make up words! "Infratisular", "fortisrumpunate", "rebotreffication". Do you have any idea how confused I was as a child?
Shirong: I assure you my motives were entirely oprovustrian.

"Squid Squad's new album, Fresh Kids, takes their trademark squidcore sound to a whole new level! Critics call it 'an aural buffet of squidiosyncratic psychedelicacy!' "
Sunken Scroll 20, Splatoon

hey, what comes after "thrice", anyway? wanna help me find out?
quice? frice? welp, won't have to use it again anyways.
Sans, Undertale

I'm anaspeptic, frasmodic, even compunctuous to cause you such pericombobulation.
Blackadder the Third to the writer of the first English dictionary

"'Acutrama'?! What is that shit?"

Syl: All right, so what is drearifying you today?
Kaladin: Drearifying? Is that a word?
Syl: You don't know?
Kaladin: [shakes head]
Syl: Yes. Yes, it absolutely is.

"Poor Pachirisu just can't catch a break. In its bio, it says that it will make "electricified" fur balls. "Electricified" isn't even a real word; it should say "electrified"."

"Shenaniganery isn't a word, but I'm using it."

"Traversity is not a word. The only way it would have autocorrected like that is if you've been typing it that way repeatedly. Ergo, you can't spell, and lied about it."

"The sky is blue and all the leaves are green
My heart's as warm as a baked potato
I think I know precisely what I mean
When I say it's a shpadoinkle day!"
Alferd Packer, Cannibal! The Musical

Children? Children foiled our plan? Inconceivable. Unacceptable! RETRIBUTIONABLE! That last one might not be a word. So sue me.

Grace: I knew of nose beepery and second life dreamery, but I only knew about as much as I think Elliot did.
Tedd: "Dreamery"?
Grace: I have my own dictionary.

You find a page with an unsmeared fragment of poetry.
"Your eyes are inglobulant as pocketed toads,
your teeth are fortifically straight.
I long for the expositous tone of your voice,
and your sighs elegiate."

''Well well well... wasn't that an interesting conversation? The goddess of the sun had been... bilizardified? The figure decided that this was clearly the process by which a pony was improved by becoming two lizards and didn't give it a second thought.
Sharing the Nation, Chapter 1

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