Ugh, this speech is completely out of character for Stan. The network insisted that Stan "learn a lesson" so we had to add this sappy ending. It's... It's very disappointing.
— Klaus, "Bullocks to Stan"
IT'S BEEN GOING ON ALL WEEK. IMPOSSIBLE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING, AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER SEES THEM. AM I GOING NUTS?
OH, CLARK, I'M SURE IT'S NOT AS BAD AS THAT.
I CAN'T GO ON BEING SUPERMAN IF I KEEP FLIPPING OUT.
NOW TAKE IT EASY, SON. THERE'S A PERFECTLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION FOR ALL THIS.
YES. IT'S OBVIOUS. A BRILLIANT, GODLIKE LIFE FORM FROM A DIMENSION TWICE REMOVED FROM OURS IS TESTING YOUR POWERS.
...WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?
HO HO. THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT, CLARK. WHAT REALLY MATTERS IS FOLLOWING THROUGH WITH A NICE, FIRM PECK WHEN SCRATCHING UP CORN.