History Quotes / OopNorth

-->''Aye, lad. A bad memory's like a pint of London bitter. It doesn't last for very long, thank God.''
--> Uncle Mort, in Peter Tinniswood's Brandon family saga

-->-- '''Jeremy Clarkson'''[[note]]Born in the North, lives in Oxfordshire[[/note]], ''TopGear''

-->-- '''Jeremy Clarkson''', ''TopGear'' Polar Special

->'''Rose Tyler:''' If you ''are'' an alien, [[AliensOfLondon how come you sound like you're from the North?]]

->'''Rose Tyler:''' If you ''are'' an alien, [[AliensOfLondon how comes you sound like you're from the North?]]
->'''Ninth Doctor:''' Lots of planets have a North!

->''And with conditions here reaching a ''bitter'' -20 degrees centigrade, the British hopeful from Newcastle has put on a SECOND string vest!''

->''This is the North. [[CaptainObvious Where]] [[HypocriticalHumor Northerners]] live.''

->''[As James and I have reached the North Pole] We are now the most northern people in the world. Well, except for Michael Parkinson, obviously.''
-->-- Clarkson again, ''TopGear'' Polar Special

->''When Scott says they abhorred and avoided the crime of unnecessary homicide, one can only comment that they seem to have found homicide necessary with appalling frequency.''
-->-- A cynical comment about borderfolk in ''Literature/TheSteelBonnets'' by Creator/GeorgeMacDonaldFraser

-->-- '''Jeremy Clarkson'''[[note]]Born in the North[[/note]], ''TopGear''

-->-- A cynical comment about borderfolk in ''Literature/TheSteelBonnets'' by Creator/GeorgeMacDonaldFraser

->''"Lots of planets have a North!"''
-->-- The (Northern-English accented) '''Ninth Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Rose"

->''"Oi!! Don't get chippy with me,[[CoronationStreet Vera Duckworth]]! Put your clogs on and go and feed 't'Whippets!"''

->''"Oi!! [[CoronationStreet Vera Duckworth]], put your clogs on and go and feed 't'Whippets!"''

->''This is the North. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Where]] [[HypocriticalHumour Northerners]] live.''

-->-- '''Jeremy Clarkson'''[[hottip:*:Born in the North]], ''TopGear''

-->-- A cynical comment about borderfolk in ''Literature/TheSteelBonnets'' by GeorgeMacDonaldFraser

-->''This is the North. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Where]] [[HypocriticalHumour Northerners]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny live.]]''
-->-- Jeremy Clarkson[[hottip:*:Born in the North]], ''TopGear''

--> ''[As James and I have reached the North Pole] We are now the most northern people in the world. Well, except for Michael Parkinson, obviously.''

-->''"Lots of planets have a North!"''

-->''"Oi!! [[CoronationStreet Vera Duckworth]], put your clogs on and go and feed 't'Whippets!"''

-->''When Scott says they abhorred and avoided the crime of unnecessary homicide, one can only comment that they seem to have found homicide''
--> ''necessary with appalling frequency.''
-->A cynical comment about borderfolk in- ''The Steel Bonnets'' by George Macdonald Fraser

-->-- The (Northern-English accented) '''Ninth Doctor''', ''DoctorWho'', "Rose"

-->-- '''Donna Noble''' (not Northern English), ''DoctorWho'', "Turn Left"

--> ''[As James and I have reached the North Pole] We are now the most northern people in the world. Well, except for MichaelParkinson, obviously.