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"Now, as you can see, the moon has an average temperature of Not Very Much. In Canada, [-11.9°C] [[CanadaEh would kind of be average]], but down here in Florida, '''everyone dies'''."''

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"Now, as you can see, the moon has an average temperature of Not Very Much. In Canada, [-11.9°C] [[CanadaEh would kind of be average]], average, but down here in Florida, '''everyone dies'''."''
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->''”Florida, what are you doing?”''
-->-- ''WebVideo/WelcomeToTheTable'' intro
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->'''Corin Neddersen''': Show of hands, who else skipped reading the location tags and knew where this story came from regardless?
->'''Spamamander''': "[[StupidCrooks Florida Man calls cops on self]]" sounds about right.
-->-- Comments on [[https://notalwaysright.com/congratulations-you-played-yourself/277604/#comment-6073384512 this]] ''Website/NotAlwaysRight'' story

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-->-- '''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_24603_7-your-favorite-movies-that-aged-f2A2Aking-horribly.html "7 Of Your Favorite Movies (That Aged F**king Horribly)"]] on Creator/RobinWilliams' character's plan in ''Film/MrsDoubtfire''

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-->-- '''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_24603_7-your-favorite-movies-that-aged-f2A2Aking-horribly.html "7 Of Your Favorite "Beloved Movies (That Aged F**king Horribly)"]] on Creator/RobinWilliams' character's plan in ''Film/MrsDoubtfire''
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"Now, all of this [traits of Venus] is because of this ridiculous surface temperature. [[MusicalisInterruptus Actually, you know what, hold on]]. We're not gonna call this Venus anymore. This is exactly like where I live. 10-billion percent humidity? That's South Florida!"\\

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"Now, all of this [traits of Venus] is because of this ridiculous surface temperature.temperature [463°C]. [[MusicalisInterruptus Actually, you know what, hold on]]. We're not gonna call this Venus anymore. This is exactly like where I live. 10-billion percent humidity? That's South Florida!"\\

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->''"This is the earth. The earth is happy because Canada is usually cold and Florida man is usually pulling 12-inch knives out of the skulls of alligators."''

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->''"This is the earth. The earth is happy because Canada is usually cold and Florida man is usually pulling 12-inch knives out of the skulls of alligators."\\
"Now, all of this [traits of Venus] is because of this ridiculous surface temperature. [[MusicalisInterruptus Actually, you know what, hold on]]. We're not gonna call this Venus anymore. This is exactly like where I live. 10-billion percent humidity? That's South Florida!"\\
"Like, certain things are constant: Australia can survive [[UsefulNotes/AustralianWildlife damn near anything]], Florida is always drunk and hot..."\\
"[Earth] is now only 63.7 km in radius. I'm sure there's still some poor Floridian bastard livin' up here."\\
"Now, as you can see, the moon has an average temperature of Not Very Much. In Canada, [-11.9°C] [[CanadaEh would kind of be average]], but down here in Florida, '''everyone dies'''.
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-->-- '''LetsPlay/GrayStillPlays''', playing ''Universe Sandbox 2''

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-->-- '''LetsPlay/GrayStillPlays''', '''WebVideo/GrayStillPlays''', playing ''Universe Sandbox 2''
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-> '''[[ShmuckBait Should you settle down in the Sunshine State?]]'' \\

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-> '''[[ShmuckBait ''[[ShmuckBait Should you settle down in the Sunshine State?]]'' \\



''Any fragile soul can be a Florida man'' \\
-->-- '''Music/BlueOysterCult, '''Florida Man'''

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''Any fragile soul can be a Florida man'' \\
man''
-->-- '''Music/BlueOysterCult, '''Music/BlueOysterCult''', '''Florida Man'''
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->''And I know it seems like it's just these stories. Just this week, that these things could happen anywhere, and they do, they do! But in Florida... it's'' every ''week. Hell, it's every day that I'm willing to bet there's an act of blinding going on right now as I'm speaking.''

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->''And I know it seems like it's just these stories. Just this week, that these things could happen anywhere, and they do, they do! But in Florida... it's'' every ''week. Hell, it's every day that I'm willing to bet there's an act of blinding stupidity going on right now as I'm speaking.''
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->''And I know it seems like it's just these stories. Just this week, that these things could happen anywhere, and they do, they do! But in Florida... it's'' every ''week. Hell, it's every day that I'm willing to bet there's an act of blinding going on right now as I'm speaking.''
-->-- '''Nash''', ''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou'', "The Wang of America"

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->''Because anything goes in Florida''\\

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->''Because ->''They got meth labs and Magic Kingdoms''\\
''Titty bars and the KKK''\\
''And when shit goes down''\\
''You can stand your ground''\\
''And blow your neighbor away''\\
''Because
anything goes in Florida''\\
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-->-- '''LetsPlay/GrayStillPlays, playing ''Universe Sandbox 2''

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-->-- '''LetsPlay/GrayStillPlays, '''LetsPlay/GrayStillPlays''', playing ''Universe Sandbox 2''
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->''"This is the earth. The earth is happy because Canada is usually cold and Florida man is usually pulling 12-inch knives out of the skulls of alligators."''

-->-- '''LetsPlay/GrayStillPlays, playing ''Universe Sandbox 2''
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''I may not be the brightest guy, but next to them, my IQ's high.''\\
''If they played guitar, this is how they'd strum.''\\

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''I may might not be the brightest guy, but next to them, my IQ's high.''\\
''If they played guitar, this is had guitars, here's how they'd strum.''\\
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-->-- '''Music/BlueOystercult, '''Florida Man'''

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-->-- '''Music/BlueOystercult, '''Music/BlueOysterCult, '''Florida Man'''
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''[[MagicNativeAmerican The medicine man of the Seminole]]'' \\

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''[[MagicNativeAmerican ''[[MagicalNativeAmerican The medicine man of the Seminole]]'' \\
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''You should know of its tangled fate'' \\
''How the conquistador came to Florida'' \\

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''You ''[[DarkAndTroubledPast You should know of its tangled fate'' fate]]'' \\
''How the conquistador [[EvilColonialist conquistador]] came to Florida'' \\



''The medicine man of the Seminole'' \\

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''The ''[[MagicNativeAmerican The medicine man of the Seminole'' Seminole]]'' \\



''He grabs a shovel and digs his own grave (Florida man)'' \\
''Lee hates plate glass, he drives right through it'' \\

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''He grabs a shovel and [[DigYourOwnGrave digs his own grave grave]] (Florida man)'' \\
''Lee ''[[IrrationalHatred Lee hates plate glass, he drives right through it'' it]]'' \\



''And drives down the freeway in reverse (Florida man)'' \\

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''And ''[[DrivesLikeCrazy And drives down the freeway in reverse reverse]] (Florida man)'' \\
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''Down at the mall, where the boas crawl'' \\
''Ted makes love to a concrete wall'' \\

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''Down at the mall, [[SnakesAreSinister where the boas crawl'' crawl]]'' \\
''Ted ''[[CargoShip Ted makes love to a concrete wall'' wall]]'' \\



''Found Elvis in a loaf of bread'' \\

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''Found ''[[ElvisLives Found Elvis in a loaf of bread'' bread]]'' \\
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''Ted makes love to a concrete wall'' \\
''His brother Red said his Uncle Ned'' \\
''Found Elvis in a loaf of bread'' \\
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''Any fragile soul can be a Florida man''' \\

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''Any fragile soul can be a Florida man''' man'' \\
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-> '[[ShmuckBait Should you settle down in the Sunshine State?]]'' \\

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-> '[[ShmuckBait '''[[ShmuckBait Should you settle down in the Sunshine State?]]'' \\



''Any fragile soul can be a Florida man'' \\

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''Any fragile soul can be a Florida man'' man''' \\
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''[[YouCantFightFate The Florida curse always comes true]]'' //

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''[[YouCantFightFate The Florida curse always comes true]]'' //\\
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''(He's cursed)'' //

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''(He's cursed)'' //\\

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-> ''Down at the mall, where the boas crawl'' \\
''His brother Red said his Uncle Ned
Found [[ElvisLives Elvis]] in a loaf of bread'' \\

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-> '[[ShmuckBait Should you settle down in the Sunshine State?]]'' \\
''You should know of its tangled fate'' \\
''How the conquistador came to Florida'' \\
''Long before it had a name'' \\
''The medicine man of the Seminole'' \\
''[[{{Curse}} Knelt by the sacred flame and cursed the soul]]'' \\
''Of the conquistador'' \\
''[[SinsOfOurFathers And his son, and his sons, and the young ones]]'' \\
''Of the Florida man'' \\
''Florida man (Florida man)'' \\
''Florida man (Florida man)'' \\
''Florida man (Florida man)'' \\
''Florida man'' \\
''Down at the mall, where the boas crawl'' \\
''His brother Red said his Uncle Ned
Found [[ElvisLives Elvis]] in a loaf of bread''
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