Quotes / Ocular Gushers

"The tears are welling in my eyes again. I need
Twenty big buckets to catch them in
Twenty pretty girls to carry them down
Twenty deep holes to bury them in.
"
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Hallelujah.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HE KEEPS WINNING! WAAAAAAH!"
A ditz who got killed in a game, Sticky: Rage Quit

Sonny Friendly: Alright. Here is how we play The Crying Game Show. I will be giving you a very sad, story. And who ever cries the hardest, Will win today's grand prize!

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